"You're not ten anymore." I laughed. Tennant really is doing some similar tics here he did as The Doctor, and it's creepy as hell.

That was a mistake

Things that had more screen time than Kelly Wiglesworth this season:
The monkeys in Cambodia
Val's name
JT
Middle fingers
Vytas' shorts

I went to Nathan's NY Comedy Festival event last night, and I don't think I've ever laughed so hard in my life. He started it out with a monotone rendition of "Born to Die" and then proceeded to threaten spraying the audience with fire extinguishers if we took out our phones to record the show. They actually scattered…

"I hate Kass. She's the fucking worst."
48 HOURS LATER
"Kass and I are best friends"

I'm really really loving this season. Such a palate cleanser after the ugliness of last season. (Although to be fair, the ugliness really only started after the similar Jenn idol-play episode.)

If Tumblr hasn't made a supercut of Ciera's eyerolls by tomorrow morning, I'm going to be so sad. Her eyeroll game is everything I wish mine could be.

Seriously. Love or hate the guy, you have to appreciate his glorious exit here.

yeah I was like, but Joe is great at puzzles?? He can talk like a normal, smart human?? Spencer's attempts at trying to be relatable are still in beta.

I lost my shit at Kass' sexy slo-mo beach walk. I need gifs.

that's terrifying. who would voluntarily sign up for that?? (other than fucked-up people like Gretchen and Jimmy. I guess I just answered my own question)

Are haunted houses like those real?? They can't be legally safe.

You haven't seen Cagayan? You really should amend that. Long story short — they were against each other from the very beginning. Kass was very much the villain and Spencer the underdog that season.

Love yourself, Stephen!!

What an ironic review to say that on. :)

Yeah definitely noticed that too. Girl does have a nice posterior.

Survivor producer: We have all these strong, good-looking men still here! Gotta find a way to oil them up.

Tumblr needs to make a gifset of poor idol-less Stephen asap. Gold.

"You little bitch" has to be one of the best last lines ever. Miss you already Varner. Come back soon.

I feel like in life I could handle an Abi-Maria (I had an old roommate who was much like her) but sleep-and food-deprived? Hell no. Tasha annoys me a bit, but I do have to give her props for being the Abi Whisperer.