I hope you find some Xanax in your next loot box.

This is why no one with actual experience in the real world is alarmed by any of this.

3% != 33%. This is a drastic cut and unlike most manufacturing, the research that the EPA uses to make policy takes time (and hence money) to do. I’m not disagreeing saying the government cannot get leaner, but why such a large cut so quickly?

That’s my first thought.

This sounds like something I would use to clean my house (diluted with water and minus the simple syrup.) One spray on the counter, one spray in my mouth.

Or: Why do broke people sign up for stuff that gives them money? /s

For all those defending the dealer and stating that the items of the list have value -- could be. But my understanding is that Tom asked for a base quote on the vehicle, not anything else. They’re listing these fees and “services” as base part of the deal. It’s yes until you say, no, then it’s probably still yes.…

The police found texts from the “victim” asking her friend to say Zeke hit her even the bruises came from a bar fight she got in. The friend’s response was “are you asking me to lie?”

I gave up after 5 paragraphs or so and started skimming, then I gave up on that too. Amen

Is there a TL/DR for this?

Don’t compare this to a zipper merge. This is NOT a zipper merge. At all.

This isn’t a zipper maneuver. Zipper is when you’re in a lane that’s disappearing. You should keep your lane until it fully disappears and merge into the other line at that point.

Good. Seriously fuck this guy and everybody like him. They actually slow traffic down because everybody needs to brake to let them in.

Love the car...but at $40K, you’re in BMW 4 series territory that’s most likely going to be better built, have a better resale, and have an even better interior, not to mention perform on the same level.

If this car were in the low $30's, it would fly off the showroom floor, but it just seems a bit overpriced for a…

For real. This was super annoying to read.

I was actually excited to read the article, considering I’ve been looking at 2017 Impreza’s lately.

Why would I want actual information about an upcoming vehicle I might be interested in when I can have all of this snark!

Yes...that is easily under the 35k threshold. :D

Regarding old people: Completely true.

This is so deliciously good.

Hero without a flaws is a boring hero. It always makes heroes more interesting when they have flaws. Even if they are dumber than the viewer or something.