The police found texts from the “victim” asking her friend to say Zeke hit her even the bruises came from a bar fight she got in. The friend’s response was “are you asking me to lie?”

I gave up after 5 paragraphs or so and started skimming, then I gave up on that too. Amen

Is there a TL/DR for this?

Don’t compare this to a zipper merge. This is NOT a zipper merge. At all.

This isn’t a zipper maneuver. Zipper is when you’re in a lane that’s disappearing. You should keep your lane until it fully disappears and merge into the other line at that point.

Good. Seriously fuck this guy and everybody like him. They actually slow traffic down because everybody needs to brake to let them in.

Love the car...but at $40K, you’re in BMW 4 series territory that’s most likely going to be better built, have a better resale, and have an even better interior, not to mention perform on the same level.

If this car were in the low $30's, it would fly off the showroom floor, but it just seems a bit overpriced for a…

For real. This was super annoying to read.

I was actually excited to read the article, considering I’ve been looking at 2017 Impreza’s lately.

Why would I want actual information about an upcoming vehicle I might be interested in when I can have all of this snark!

Yes...that is easily under the 35k threshold. :D

Regarding old people: Completely true.

This is so deliciously good.

Hero without a flaws is a boring hero. It always makes heroes more interesting when they have flaws. Even if they are dumber than the viewer or something.

Kinda makes you wonder what the brain trust at Bungie was really thinking when they signed this deal.

I mean, keep in mind that Activision already allowed Bungie to delay Destiny 2 an entire year. It was originally scheduled for last fall until it was delayed in January of 2016.

What’s funny is that in the source material she doesn’t even know what nationality or race she really is. She just goes on being who she is, and listening to her ghost, because in a world where you can change bodies on a whim, and where your memories can be completely fabricated, all you have is the present.

As a fan of GiTs, IDGAF about the casting choice.

Just going to point out, firearms are disassembled by hand for cleaning. Would you ask: ‘How do those part stay attached during combat?’ of firearms?

I think one important thing to add to this list is "be in your early 20s and don't give a fuck"

I have never, EVER felt like drinking again after getting sick to my stomach. But I know people that have done so.