The police found texts from the “victim” asking her friend to say Zeke hit her even the bruises came from a bar fight she got in. The friend’s response was “are you asking me to lie?”

I gave up after 5 paragraphs or so and started skimming, then I gave up on that too. Amen

Is there a TL/DR for this?

Don’t compare this to a zipper merge. This is NOT a zipper merge. At all.

This isn’t a zipper maneuver. Zipper is when you’re in a lane that’s disappearing. You should keep your lane until it fully disappears and merge into the other line at that point.

Good. Seriously fuck this guy and everybody like him. They actually slow traffic down because everybody needs to brake to let them in.

Love the car...but at $40K, you’re in BMW 4 series territory that’s most likely going to be better built, have a better resale, and have an even better interior, not to mention perform on the same level.

If this car were in the low $30's, it would fly off the showroom floor, but it just seems a bit overpriced for a…

For real. This was super annoying to read.

I was actually excited to read the article, considering I’ve been looking at 2017 Impreza’s lately.

Why would I want actual information about an upcoming vehicle I might be interested in when I can have all of this snark!

Yes...that is easily under the 35k threshold. :D

Regarding old people: Completely true.

This is so deliciously good.

Hero without a flaws is a boring hero. It always makes heroes more interesting when they have flaws. Even if they are dumber than the viewer or something.

Kinda makes you wonder what the brain trust at Bungie was really thinking when they signed this deal.

I mean, keep in mind that Activision already allowed Bungie to delay Destiny 2 an entire year. It was originally scheduled for last fall until it was delayed in January of 2016.

Yeah in all of his free time being a lawyer who travels up to 200 miles a day I’m sure he has plenty time to learn a new trade

This directly concerns a car company, my man. We can’t just put fingers in our ears and pretend it’s not happening.

You can not separate the two.

That has been the one bright spot. That so many people spontaneously showed up to protest. But i fear that Trump will cause so many daily outrages that the shocking will become the new normal, and people will just get used to the madness. That is how extremism took root in every country. Regular people just didn’t…

It was not so long ago that LA, Pittsburg, SLC and many other American cities looked similar to the pictures we see from Delhi and Beijing.