So will this dipshit say

...they can assume the mantle of leadership once Serena decides to stop...

“ Things just went too far and someone got scared”

This movie will be worth it solely for the shitstorm of parental outrage from ratings-illiterate parents who take their kids to see it.

no I know, he is really exceptionally fucking awful. But don’t try to tell me that “normal” men don’t ever look at their daughters and think of them as sexual beings, or possible sexual partners. Donald Trump jokes about this shit. This guy is just on the far-flung fringe of sexualization, he’s not totally off the…

What a disgusting POS. That man’s words to the judge make me want to hunt him down and kill him. Except that he deserves to spent half his life in jail. And that poor girl.

welp this is what happens when we collectively obsess over the sexuality of barely-pubescent girls. Fuck this guy in particular, but fuck the culture that encourages his fucked-uped-ness.

Syracuse.com reports that the man wept in court, telling the judge, “I’m giving away many years of my life.”

Yea, the way the friend seems off. I get suspicious whenever a close friend is publishing books about the celebrity. I imagine the truth is somewhere in the middle. Which is still sad enough.

I don’t know, but I highly encourage you to get on that, because it was AMAZING.

I’m sorry you’re not feeling well! Right now, I’m drinking Cherry Coke, because I just got back from seeing 10 Cloverfield Lane (very good, but it functions better as a chamber thriller than as a monster movie). I also had a lot to drink earlier today at a friend’s birthday lunch (our local hipster Mexican restaurant…

Hey Jezzies, whatcha drinking? Vernors and codeine cough syrup for me! This gal has bronchitis! I’m loaded up on antibiotics, steroids, tesslon pearls and cough syrup. Ah, the joys of living with an ER nurse.

Dude no the Dog was very reluctant to raise hands. Dog was being forced to do so by that hairless ape. It was really a case of voter fraud.

Dogs will be whatever party master is, but dog will not like bad people candidates.

Dog was so upset at having to attend a Trump rally, he called his friend, Other Dog.

Dog has good instincts though. “Here’s a man that talks a lot about steaks but doesn’t actually have any” thinks Dog. Trust dogs!

“not even the taupe section at Mood fabrics.”

I still prefer Scott over that child.

I will say this... the only woman who wouldn’t panic after finding out she’s pregs with a Beiber-baby is a woman who has found out she is pregnant with a SCOTT DISIK baby on more than one occasion.

He is always goddamned brilliant with the crossword puzzles.