I wish you were right, but I’m afraid my Blue Lives Matter white hillbilly relatives have indeed lost their damn minds about Beyoncé. Because Breitbart told them to, basically.

I don’t know... Those biscuits are hard to resist.

As a person previously ambivalent to Beyoncé, I enjoyed the song and the video immensely. If it’s *not your taste* that’s one thing. If it strikes fear into your white heart... I don’t know what to tell you.

That is what I was going to post. Unless it was someone really close to you, would you say anything? I wouldn’t. The other day, some guy was standing in line behind me and the smell was overwhelming. I was surprised when I turned around because he LOOKED clean. But that stale body odor! The line could not move fast…

Right? If I smelled my colleague I wouldn’t even blink for fear I might embarrass them.

Really? Because this is me, every morning...

No one noticed!

“I remained remarkably smell-free—even my feet.”

Well, it’s the fantasy that conservative men are supposed to have, so that’s why it’s front and center. Reinforce the norms, lest these Republican men turn gay, or start marrying minorities. Remember, brunettes are just gateway women to blacks and latinas.

Creepy Blond Original? Crying Botched Orgasm? Celebrating Biased Opinions? Crappy Basic Orange?

Chief Bullshit Officer?

Honestly the most notable thing here is that they traded in for an older model

It’s cheaper to buy hair dye in bulk.

I was 13-14 in the mid-70s, and I got a lot of attention from grown men. I was thrilled by it. Boys my age either ignored me, barked at me, or called me names. Adult men talked to me like I was a person, admired me, complemented me. At the time, it was bliss, and I felt it made me special. And thanks mainly to a lack…

Sad. Perhaps if he wasn’t so anti-drugs, modern medicine could have saved him.

Hey, a cyanide induced massive heart attack is still, presumably, a massive heart attack.

He got Zellweggered!

First thing that came to mind. Except Chipmunks are SO MUCH MORE ADORABLE.

Never let facts get in the way of a good story.

Cher in Bob Mackie is EVERYTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!