the same, i would contact him.

I would contact him off the strength of “my body is ready.” lol

I prefer the term tea-bagger but I suppose that is not fair to perfectly pleasant people that enjoy guzzling nuts...

obvi, at least a couple jezebel readers?
(responding “ironically”)

this is actually pretty funny

“a person addicted to alcohol who can fix his car and thinks the earth is flat”

So, a *tea-partier* then?

Nationality: I was born in the dark.

Wait DC is the bullseye of this storm and there aren’t any high rises. So maybe delivery people should be allowed to drag non-tippers to the roof?

That wouldn’t do shit. Surge pricing might work, though.

When I lived in Philly, we once ordered Chinese food in a snowstorm and the guy came on his bicycle. We felt bad, so we offered him some hot chocolate, but he declined. As a thank you, I gave him the biggest tip I’ve ever given to a delivery guy.

As a former pizza delivery guy, don’t order delivery during a major snowstorm. The roads often aren’t plowed until the storm has slowed and nobody should risk harm to deliver a $12 pizza.

These guys are at work & could probably use the money, so as long as you make it worth their while, why not? 50% tip seems about right. Minimum $10, not matter what.

It all depends on where you are. If you’re somewhere that can handle the snow sure, it’s fine. Just tip more than average. When I delivered pizzas as a kid I would make a fucking killing during snowstorms.

If you order takeout in terrible conditions, you are a garbage person. End of story.

As a former delivery driver for several years in the 90's...Fuck you for making me risk life and limb for your $5.99 plain pie and offering me a whole dollar for my efforts. I’d rather go home with no money. Man up and open a can of soup.

There should be a special state law that says if you make a delivery guy deliver without tipping him in the middle of a storm, he should legally be able to throw you down the stairs. The higher up you live, the more steps he gets to use.

Travolta Dog gets a pass.

That is exactly what I dream about doing if I ever win the lottery. I would love to be able to just give people cash for those emergencies that just leave you sobbing on the floor because the $500 car repair is necessary to get to work, but you just spent your last $20 on another co-pay for your kid to go to the…

Just one kid. But it has eight heads.

Dont’ be so sure, Jennifer Aniston has been preggo for like, 8 years now so there must be more than one kid floatin’ around in there.

She’s gestating an entire classroom’s worth of kids.