Congrats. Hi Kitteh!

You’re right. He deserved it for The Departed and Wolf of Wallstreet.

Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton. I refuse to get involved.

Needs more spots,...er, I mean, stars.

Yes. And YES.

Dammit! Stop making me like Taylor Swift. I’m 43 for feck’s sake.

I have successfully trained my brain to stop reading as soon as the name Teresa Guid......Still don’t know a thing about her. Me and my brain are fine with that.

Anybody get the license plate number on that story? I need to submit a claim.

Open audition for new Red Hot Chili Peppers member?

I’m with you on this one. This guy seems like a rapey scumbag, but I’m confused as to where this is legally.

Rachel Ray has yummy(sometimes)yummy food involved.

Both my uncles are rich. That is honest to god how they think. Needless to say, my poor ass doesn’s spent much time with them.

I haven’t been excited about the Oscars in years. The blatant lack of diversity is just one. And since everybody(including writers) gets a stylist, there are no wacky surprises on the red carpet. Cher doesn’t even bother anymore.

hahahaha. Please don’t post any screen grabs.

I missed them when they came to D.C. Will make it a point to see them next time around.

Why are you emphasizing the ‘h’, just say whip.

Yes. But don’t google feeders and eaters.

Ha! I will have that image with me for months, possibly years. Thank you.

With pickles. Tell me there were yummy pickles involved. mmmm pickles.

Miracle Whip-no, just no.