Proseco is better than champagne. There I said it. It’s what champagne used to taste like when I first started drinking 20 years ago. Will a winno please tell me what happened to the taste of champagne?

Feel better. Hope it’s not strep.

aww. That was beautiful. To show their appreciation for all you do for them and how much you love them, your cats have decided to let you live another year of hooman servitude.

Happy New Years, everybody. Just got off of work. Our store is open tomorrow. So 5 hours of sleep and right back to the grind. But guess what?. I have the weekend off. Yippy!! Who else has to work New Years Day?

And I love the ‘revenge’ angle. Ben will do what he always does after a break up, gamble, drink, eat, get fat and greasy......Just like Us.

Yes, giving poorly trained, biased jackasses another weapon seems perfectly reasonable. “Stop resisting!!!”

Puppy!!!!

This is weird, moody and kind of cool. Looks like whoever conceived it was trying to out-weird German artists of the time.

This stuffed bear is clearly the head of the household. And why not. Somebody has to be.

dawwww, thank you.

I’m in. Now, somebody tell me how to copy and paste again.

Gah, so cute! There was a pitbull in my old neighborhood who refused to leave the house unless he was properly dressed in a shirt of his choosing.

There’s a 4oo page Masters thesis in the whole question of a pantsless Donald Duck. I either have to find it and read it, or write it myself. With your help, of course, Mindymoo.

Yep, my mom did that liquid crap for 3 weeks and nearly had to be hospitalized. And when she did start eating normally afterwards, she gained huge amount of weight in a short time. This is what I suspect happened to Oprah, it just kind of ruined her metabolism for life.

haha, love it. You’re the one standing up on the right.

I’m sorry to hear what you’ve clearly gone through. Hopefully time will let you be comfortable enough to eat healthy when you can and exercise when you can.

Every time Oprah goes on one of these “This will change your life forever” tangents, I can hear Kathy Griffin saying “I did it!” in reference to the most famous of Oprah’s skinny moments.

Thank you. I’m 43 and could track milestones in my own life, by Oprah’s various diets, workout obsessions, and spiritual journeys related to dieting. Enough already.

Keep fighting for justice. And as evidenced by the harassment of so many other activists, you are not paranoid.

Nothing juicy. I’ve already begun getting healthier, because I just couldn’t handle the stress of eating like crap when my mom’s health is so awful. But I am completely serious about finding a kind, loving woman to spend time with. Not a relationship person at all. But I am a notorious cuddle monster and figure I’m…