I’m just sitting here in awe of this ‘Vulva Predator’ makeup job.

You forgot this:

That’s my car! I bought it from a fellow in June and took it around to as many car shows as I could this summer. Such a fun little car, I’m only selling it to fund my other projects. You might notice something in the second photo :)

Fuckin Torch NAILED IT!!!!!!!!!!!! Every other answer was good, but that was GREAT!

Here at jalopnik we don’t care what you want, but we know what you need.

Anyone who chooses to live in a community with an HOA gets what they deserve.

Do they keep much water there

That’s definitely not an Amtrak train. It’s a Norfolk Southern.

Ferrari?

And he also may have a young lady tied up on the railroad tracks.

Thanks for continuing to educating us on this stuff. Buying a car is way too complicated and stressful, but these articles help arm us with the knowledge to make things easier.

Hi, that’s me. The anecdotes you read here are based on my personal experience brokering car deals (new, used, leases) for folks. Send me an email if you would like to chat - AutomatchConsulting@gmail.com

Not a plug for them whatsoever, but I’d like to point out that Vehicle History has a free VIN check that’s VERY detailed & similar to CarFax, Autocheck, etc. Not only will it tell you the very basic stuff that a quick VIN check will, but if service history and recall work has been done and documented it will bring…

YOUR JOB IS YOUR CREDIT!

Happened in the UK so most likely driver was on the right hand side of the vehicle, away from the lamp post; still probably very banged up.

Hey, Hey, Hey, settle down! You can’t just go out and buy five AMCs at once. You’ve got to.....

...Exactly.

Me reading your response:

I learned all about the frit when I was building a custom fastback for my car. The rear glass was a bear. The first one was made from a custom cut RV windshield. It shattered during the build. The second one was made again from a custom cut RV windshield, and I used a special “frit paint” along the edge. The…

You might think you hate it now, but wait until you drive it!