A coworker just pointed out that the new headphones look like dicks. No, not just dicks! The entire cock and balls ensemble. Look!

I think you are angry at someone else. Might I suggest directing your anger at the Cincinnati Zoo?

I hope my 80GB version 1.3 iPod lives forever.

I always preferred Beethoven’s 2nd.

This will be my favorite Coen brothers movie.

“He ain’t like Lil Wayne,”

I’d pay $100 just to see Obama, for once, answer a question about one of these inane ‘controversies’ with the “Jesus, who the fuck CARES?” that it deserves.

One more, the Ramen Jailhouse Burrito

Pour cereal and milk, read the newspaper, possibly take a shower, come back, consume completely soggy cereal.

@Steve U: That's a lot for a reader to Accept.

@bigredgambler: No, but the victims are always beaten Black 'N' Blue.

@Steve U: But were the hitmen Killer Dwarves?

@Steve U: I thought this was a sports blog, can we get back to talking about the Damn Yankees already?

@EddieSuttons SouthernComfort: Yeah, and the woman is somehow always pushed to the Extreme.

@Tulos_Mullet: It's Ratt Poison, actually.

@apd09: I assume the detective always needs a Warrant.

@Tulos_Mullet: almost always one of the suspects is a W.A.S.P.

...my white Ibanez 440 Roadstar

@Steve U: Poison extracted from the fangs of a White Snake?

Rothberg now writes mystery novels.