Uhh the giant ridiculous tie and ill-fitting suit project power. Read a fashion blog or something.

The fucking tie. It gets me every time. It’s like who told this fat asshole that the tie goes past your belt. What person looks in the mirror with a wrinkled suit, a tie that goes past his belt and thinks “Yeah I’m styling.” To all of you that voted for this pig I guess he is a perfect metaphor for your sorry ass…

I’m really excited to see Helena Bonham Carter as Margaret in her gin swilling, chain smoking, deeply cynical and bitter old age. She and the Earl of Snowden hated each other and he was quite cruel to her. The stories about their fights and affairs were legendary. I cannot wait.

throwback Monday

So - isn't this kind of treasonous (is that a word) from an American president? To rather believe Russia than his own agencies? 

Maybe have a little self-awareness you fucking crybaby.  

He forgot one of the key purchases: the 55 gallon drum of lube so you can get good and greased up. Can’t arrest what you can’t grab.

They’ve done literally nothing and they’re all out of ideas

Yes, and charge them with kidnapping as well as contempt of court.

These disgusting people. They’re throwing their hands in the air saying “But, it’s super hard putting people back together that we ripped apart with no intention of reunifying them!”

Haven’t been able to work on much lately. My heart dog got sick and we lost him on Thursday, so most of my time at home was either spent caring for him, worrying about him, or crying/grieving for him.

“What if Nosferatu and Ted Knight had a baby?”

You get what you deserve when you’re so anxious to see your batshit crazy opinions reflected and confirmed in every interaction. This is what happens when you proudly ignore facts, science, and data. You’ll fall for anything.

Guy who believes the state of Israel is only necessary for the second coming of Christ accused a Jew of mocking the state of Israel.

I was really hoping that they would be able to have a more historical Scottish style protest against Trump:

I went googling for a Dumbo Bambie hybrid expecting the internet to fail me... I give you the glory that is Dumbie.

I think he may have taken a page of Countess Bathory’s book. Has anyone checked to see if young men are vanishing near his home in Paris?