I don’t know about you jezabels, but rob Lowe looks can’t and don’t werk on me. I’m impervious to it.

Any of the R. Kelly support team is complicit at this point. From his bois, the cops. Roadies to his label.

Haven’t we reached full Tsar?

I don’t know what’s wrong with me. Would fuck episodes La Blanc.

I got to dive on PCH during this, amazing, and I felt heavy-lidded the whole time. For why?

This entire crime is like van der sloot levels of weird.

Charles Barkley said this many years ago, and was evicerated.

This is real. And it’s terrifying. But not nearly as terrifying as the segment John Oliver had on LWT about our states aging antiquated nuclear waste disposal system. Which is to say we have no long-term nuclear waste disposal system; should something terrible happen to the spent fuel rods chilling about 10 miles…

Yeah. Like I said two days ago re: Paris Hiltons comments about feminism: it’s the season must-have clutch.

I only wanna say, when you know, ya know.

That fish video is like liquid opium.

OMG! Full atomitron.

Just lost my avitar in April. She was 9.

Amen. Was just thinking about her. She must hear an awfully loud ticking sound in her ears. Tic tock bitch!

Pffft! We have one in so. cal. Clowns.

Two more to go.

Wouldn’t it be funny if Charlottesville is the reason 45 gets impeached?

BUH BYE BITCH!!

Ladies and Gents, Sinclair Media new President.

You’re so right about Rove. Ya start with Rove, follow the line DIRECTLY to where we’re at now.