Gronk: “Six of nine?! Nice!”

*Goes up for a leaping high five*

*Injures leg*

Right. I also never said “hot,” I said “attractive.” He was conventionally attractive by 70s standards and by most American standards - hence why Zac Efron is playing him and looking the part.

People really forget how far technology has advanced since Bundys crimes. Not just technology but national databases and police department communications. He benefited a lot from what law enforcement lacked. This whole “evil genius who eluded capture for years” thing would be demystified if people just got that…

For me the word “homophobic” never made any sense in the first place. These people do not fear homosexuals, they hate them. It is a form of bigotry and should be treated as such. I have no idea what the word should be, only that homophobic isn’t it.

No one ever falls on the second rope unless Rey is in the ring. 

Let’s see them do it in Saudi Arabia. 

“we have always turned the other cheek when people have gone after members of our family - that is the Jackson way.”

If borders are imaginary lines that don’t mean shit, go live in Cuidad Juarez for a year.

It definitely seems as though if there’s one thing that all white Americans can agree on it’s that Martin Luther King said some vaguely inspirational things that weren’t critical of anyone.

Honestly as a giants fan who gives two shits about the pats.....this interview made me almost like him? Like is that normal? He actually seemed human here so idk it could be the whiskey

But games like tonight, that’s the part where the Pats/MAGA telepathy everyone likes to talk about breaks down a little bit. New England, who as a lifelong Jets fan I fucking despise, are undoubtedly incredibly well coached and disciplined; everything Trump is not. Every one of those insane 3rd down passes were…

I really think the overtime rules need to be changed. The full period should be played. The way it is now the games was basically decided by a coin flip. Ridiculous.

I really don’t like the rule where both teams don’t get the opportunity to take the field during overtime. A team can respond if the opposing team takes a field goal, but they can’t respond with a touchdown if the other teams scores seven?

There are already laws in place to help those who can prove that they are legal refugees or asylum seekers as defined by US and international law. No offense, but those people don’t need any additional help. Despite Trump’s best attempt to screw them over, there is still a due process for their claims.

I heard about a caravan of migrants traveling to the border because the state of their country has become so bad that they need to seek new opportunities across the border. It must be incredibly difficult for them, not having any money and desperately seeking asylum in another country.

I beleive what he meant was “I’m having to split the baby here, because one side wants no custodial sentence at all and has a lot of supporters, the other wants him buried under the jail and they have a lot of supporters, so in forging a compromise within the guidelines of the state of Illinois I’m going to piss…

A fucktomb sounds like something a sexy pharoh would insist his pyramid have.

Literally some Handmaid’s Tale shit.

I’m going to start shaving all sorts of things to buy Gillette razors now... sweaters, carpets

Careful or you’ll get a cease and desist letter from SDWS (Spinal Deficiency Weasel Society).