“Jones is currently being sued by Lenny Pozner and Veronique De La Rosa, whose 6-year-old son was murdered in the attack; they have been forced to move seven times and have not been able to visit their son’s grave due to harassment from Jones’ followers.”

I like it when you talk dirty to me.

Kinda disturbing to notice how many people think that pranks are about victimizing others in painful and humiliating ways.  Generally speaking, feeding something like laxatives to someone without their knowledge isn’t considered a light-hearted joke, it’s assault, and people have been convicted for it.

“If you throw food at a restaurant employee, you will be arrested.”

YouTube has a far-right problem.

Alex Jones is one of the worst thing that has happened in America and he deserves to be ignored, ‘cause he knows he is presenting misinformation, propaganda and hateful lies in order to get some sweet bucks. If the US were at war, he could be thrown to jail since yesterday. If he were in Europe, he’d be in jail since…

This kid got full-on Tom Sawyer'd though, right?

Michael McKean not getting an Emmy was a travesty. 

I thought Trump had ruined everything already until, of course, he had to go and diss LeBron. My hate for LeBron (as a player, not a person) has been tarnished. I like to go on Deadspin and comment how much better MJ was (who I hated as a player AND a person), but now, I will just look like a Trump supporter if I do.

Aww i was hoping for more info. Did 100+1 people just lose their jobs? Did they get hired back? Did the racist boss get fired?

I’ll still back Democrats everyday over republicans but they need to stop trying to kill their own left wing. 

Dangerfield finally gets some resp—

If you want to anger Mike Pence, form a union.

How in the ever loving fuck have we become such an ignorant society? Why is critical thinking so difficult?

Cutting lines, throwing cheap shots, and most of all, Hawaiian shirts—that’s Sam’s Club material.

Let’s not do this. I have lots of friends with mental illness who are perfectly capable of understanding that this is bullshit.

“The simplest possible explanation for what’s become a sprawling mess is that these people are”

unfathomably fucking stupid, every single last one of them. 

My GF and I were at this Peruvian restaurant. She had a terrrible habit of listening in. So this older gentleman was out to dinner with this younger woman. She said be quiet so we could listen in. It went to a date to him being a father figure and giving her advice. I doubt that they had a second date.

Maybe tomorrow we’ll find out that the only guy in ZZ Top without a beard is named Frank Beard.

OH MY GOD, THIS THEORY HAS BEEN FLOATING AROUND FOR YEARS. WHY NOW?