Really informative, but lacking information on the Swiss Guard’s other duties to the Church. For instance, don’t they act as the world’s primary Vampire Slaying unit? I think I saw something about that at the History Channel, right?

Thanks for this awesome article Tyler.

Oh honey, Patch has been around since the 80’s. And obviously that’s not his real name. Just his nickname because he wears an.. eye patch.

Why send that card back with her new promotion? That was so cruel.

Don’t they both pretty much hate the product, but did it just for the sweet sweet piles of monies? That’s the impression that I get.

Together, Robert Pattinson and Kristin Stewart formed the couple of one of modern Hollywood’s most loathesome franchises.

Fuckabee, don’t make me eat Doritos just to spite you...

Well I suppose that’s a feather in your cap.

More like Goodbyemen.

No hymen, no diamond? No problem!

I thought the article was about the racial issues underlying the false accusations of rape made against black men, like the first several paragraphs... But then a few sentences later, it’s just a retelling of two black women falsely accusing white men of rape... Did I miss something, or is this just all the f over the…

I really, truly hope that the tone isn’t, “let’s make fun of Ryan Reynolds for severing a friendship with someone who betrayed him.” Umm, how dare he?

Mother of three grown sons here. I did it. The key is to raise a decent human being who respects other human beings.

Homeless junkie pees on yogurt shop floor = sad and pathetic, needs help.

As a former Jeopardy contestant, I am wary of a book telling me I am not so smart. As a Jeopardy third-place loser, I can’t help but feel it’s right.

Great they can reuse it again in Game of Thrones

Oh lawdy.

As a mom of a little girl, I’m super offended that she was ordered to cover up. She’s a toddler. The joy of being a toddler is being able to run round naked without a care in the world.

And I also respect the mom hopefully trying to instill a value of body autonomy to the tot.

But, there is a part of me that’s…

When I managed a Borders we were also responsible for this small calendar kiosk on the other side of the shopping center. I was there covering someone’s lunch break and this crazed woman came over demanding why we had no bichon frise calendars. The dog calendar people were always the weirdest.

“Did you accidentally pick up your husband’s magazine?”

Yeah, reporting the whole thing on Twitter is not a good reflection on Carney.