I don’t really see those sex stories as either of their material. They’re like urban legends that belong to no one. It’s what you do with them that counts. Patrice’s delivery was rapey. He thought the stories themselves were funny, which is upsetting. Schumer acknowledged the rapeyness of them and turned *that* into…

I gotta say, her perspective on this joke, her elaboration, is what makes this funny to me. Pointing out the American history, calling the Houdini rape, that’s the funny part, for me. Otherwise, this is just a stupid listing of weird sex. Not a joke.

this fuckin guy

My teenager had me read them when they were first published. I made it through 2, and only because I love her.

I didn’t know it was Twilight-related until right now. I assumed it was Salinger.

Luckily for your child, to me, Esme evokes a charming story by J. D. Salinger. For anyone under 30, it’s as if you named your kid after a character in a shitty series of books.

i’m having a girl so it doesn’t really matter right now. I’ll keep an eye on it. it’s still my favorite boy name. and i don’t know any little kai’s running around :)

Dude, I have a Lochlan, born in 2014, and this article is pissing me off. It’s a perfectly good name, and kind of sounds like Kyle McLachlan. Ain’t nothing wrong with that.

Pretty sure it’s not Good Morning America’s fault. They’re reporting on names likely compiled from a Social Security list and new babies born this year. Blame everyone else for naming their kid Kai. Also you can still name your kid that if you want. No one’s opinion of your baby’s name matters, as long as you like it.

Those are both traditional names that come from people’s heritage tho.

Nah. Oliver is a great, classic name!

My daughter came out to us when she was 14 (she is almost 16 now). She had become more and more withdrawn throughout middle school. Then she told us and she was so much happier. Her coming out was one of the best things that has happened in the past couple years because she is so much HAPPIER now. I am so sorry you…

Did the trans version of that, tried to “man up” after figuring it out. What a waste of time.

Love you too! I believed that one hard for about fifteen years and it caused a lot of pain and strife. And then my eyes were opened and I decided to live my life the way I was meant to. And now me and Cindymoo are inseparable.

That I can make myself straight.

Stop multiple-negative-responding tired pregnant ladies, particularly in defense of stupid elf shit. It’s not a good look.

but...the therapy! The angst! The lack of a cherished childhood experience...oh wait...it’s a doll. ;)

Nice! The whole “poorly-written origin story/movie/etc” is part of why I don’t really want to get into it.