STAT | $113.3 billion – Estimated global game revenues for 2018, according to Newzoo; China is expected to be the biggest games market by 2018 with $32.8 billion in sales, far surpassing the US’ expected $24.1 billion in sales.

Maybe Jalopnik will offer him a job.

1.5 psi difference between rear tires.

Torque steer or 1.5 psi less on that right rear tire? XD

lol Maybe. I’m not sure what juvenile prisons are like in Canada.

when they repeatedly swat his buttholed

If he chooses the game, then that just proves he is actually a moron and should stay with DOTA. Seriously, why would you even have to decide? Youth today is just... dumb.
Get your education, this game isn’t going to take care of you in 5 years; a college level job will.
ugh...

“Mom, Dad, I’ve got a problem, do I finish my Biomed degree, or do I play video games instead?”

This is a really long article that could be summed up with “He should be a biomedical engineer.”

So either be selfish or actually do something meaningful.

Tom didn’t say when he had that conversation. For the sake of my faith in humanity, I’m thinking around the turn of the century.

Saw that show in Norfolk a month or so back. Hot damn was that a good set (for both bands)

It’s because it’s intentional and part of the enjoyment of the game. If this were billed as an actual authentic goat simulator all that would be problematic, but it’s meant to be a joke game, a satire, a toy. The bugs and glitches are funny, and not game-breaking.

Sh-sh-should have never been illegal. So who cares.

Not here it aint.

Joke.

He wasn’t joyriding. This happened when the car was at a franchised dealer, so the mechanic was “protecting the consumer.”

....The director knows its a team that goes on suicide missions, not a team from Suicide Girls, right?

i don't know, man, i don't think that's long. it's also pretty clearly written. have you ever read a book before? they're a lot denser and longer.