Don’t. Go shopping!

I think those shirts and pants are sold together at the Gap as a Dad Package.

Yep. This is why we old broads keep harping at the Youngs to keep history in perspective & not rest on any imaginary laurels because “we already have feminism and equal rights, it’s over”..... This kind of shit was happening while we were teenagers, young adults, college students. The 80s & 90s were the Backlash…

“Judge Wants At Least 37 Non-Political Pieces of Flair Per Attorney, 11 of Which Must Support the Iggles”

I mean, most people know by the age of 19 that brutally murdering people is wrong. She has complete culpability for her own actions here. I could understand granting parole if she had just guarded the door while someone else did the actual killing, but she participated actively and willingly.

I was just excited to see pics of their wedding. Can you imagine how fabulous her dress could have been?

She should write some music about it because I 100% need a new Lady Gaga album.

I feel like heart shaped engagement rings are a relationship death sentence.

I'm taking this harder than my own break up

This just in: Bill Cosby announced his blindness to gain sympathy from the jury pool.

Well that un-rapes dozens of women.

I have keratoconus in my right eye and am legally blind in it. WOO.

I can’t wait to hear what “One Million Moms”, er, excuse me, “75K Moms” thinks about this. I can’t be happy about any sort of progress in our country unless I know they’re pissed.

“Why does the justice department anybody need a Twitter again?”

It also means the person is using their personal Twitter and government Twitter from the same device. Someone’s getting fired.

“But because West apparently didn’t inform Swift that he was recording the call, he may have broken federal wiretapping law.”

Counterpoint: remotely caring about any of this or these people makes your life objectively worse.

Girl... mocking other people’s stereotyped perceived cultures isn’t self-deprecating.

She looks like she’s counting the seconds until she can get the fuck out of there.

Also, what is the point of a Murphy bed? I mean, you need enough floor space to accommodate the bed anyway, so you can only use that space temporarily during the day anyway. I mean, you’re not going to want to move furniture into that space. It’s not like there’s something stopping you from putting a half-finished…