hard cider! and doing one of those dinners where I just eat some random things from the fridge until I’m full... oops.

And kind of really a piece of shit.

...kind of?

Do your lawyerly thing and vigorously defend your vicious serial rapist of a client; just please don’t accept any beverages from him, okay?

He actually said ‘my bad’?...let’s add that to the ever-growing list of reasons he should never be in charge of anything more important than Florida...like...say...a Subway franchise...

I don’t think that was a point of confusion.

You know what else is important? Understanding language, rhetoric, reasoning, argument, logic, etc.

I am so sick of this bullshit prioritizing science and math over the humanities. People who can’t evaluate argument, recognize propaganda or understand history and sociology are much easier to manipulate, even if they…

Right, let’s use Japan as a model for producing well-rounded human-beings. Do you know anything about Japan, or did you just pull up a random link to further your argument?

I’m fairly certain those shirts weren’t designed by anyone with a graphic design background.

Lack of a graphics artist explains why they look so shitty, especially the diarrhea smeared one.

LOL is all my MFA’d ass can come up with. It’s kinda like “mama don’t let your sons grow up to be cowboys” except artists are the ones we remember long after civilizations’ times have passed.

John Adams: “I must study politics and war, that my sons may have the liberty to study mathematics and philosophy, natural history and naval architecture, in order to give their children a right to study painting, poetry, music, architecture, tapestry, and porcelain.”

I’d hate to be the graphic artist who was hired to design that t-shirt.

I channel surfed onto her last night in one of those head-to-head segments on one of the cable news channels — I don’t remember which one except that it wasn’t Fox. You can’t get Fox on my TV because I blocked it. I think she was up against a Hilary person, and she was totally nuts in that she was quoting poll numbers…

They don’t count feminists as people

What'd be really ironic is if that missing 24% is meant to represent non-binary people or something like that.

For someone who is supposedly so privileged, he has really awful taste in food. I mean, you can get so much amazing cuisine in Mexico, and you go for fucking Dominoes? That makes me hate him even more, and I didn’t even think that was possible.

what is the point of pants if they don’t cover your butthole?

My AMAZING plans?

John Mayer is one of those unfortunate individuals who looks worse when he smiles.