Right...that song made me a Charli XCX fan...not an Iggy fan...

I just came here to say the same thing...my attention instantly went to the bag of trash just chillin there...gross..

And thinking about math problems leads to premature wrinkles...no thank you...

And like, I would feel bad for him if he didn’t take s bathroom selfie. A surefire way to make sure no one uses your bathroom selfie on their Ashley Madison profile is to not take bathroom selfies.

It’s just cause women are bad at math...everyone knows that...

So perfect...I have sick brain right now...I really, really enjoyed reading this.

God...after watching the older video of her getting pulled over, this definitely makes sense. I work with behavior disorder students. I don’t think alot people really get how serious lead poisoning is.

Yeah..and she like wants conflict with them. In the old video of her getting pulled over, she stops and as the cop is getting out she turns up her radio....just so it’s playing all loud when they get there. And she’s like ‘I can’t hear you.’ I said it up higher too...but after watching that older video I kinda got the…

Watch the old video of her being pulled over. I believe this woman could keep going for hours and they didn’t stand a chance in negotiating with her.

Drops mic and walks away with Olivia Munn, his beard.

Also....’8-month relationship’ and ‘2-month vacation’...yeah...sure...you now know someone well enough to be engaged...

Bleak...

Got heeeeemmmm!!!

I stand corrected...mine are still cuter than the ones you posted...and Jillian looks kinda young...no one under 40 (with style) would prefer yours...

I stand corrected...mine are still cuter than the ones you posted...and Jillian looks kinda young...no one under 40…

I didn’t pick them bc they were Lauren Conrad...I actually don’t like her...I picked them bc I liked them...and they just happened to be Lauren Conrad...I don’t pretend to be a label whore...I like what I like.

I didn’t pick them bc they were Lauren Conrad...I actually don’t like her...I picked them bc I liked them...and they…

Meh...these look like something a librarian would wear...very dowdy...

Meh...these look like something a librarian would wear...very dowdy...

Sorry...nothing in the post asked for work shoes...you the kinda loser that only goes to work???

Sorry...nothing in the post asked for work shoes...you the kinda loser that only goes to work???

Lol...jeans or dress...they look amazing...you’re funny...must be a man...

Lol...jeans or dress...they look amazing...you’re funny...must be a man...

Lauren Conrad Johanna Platform Heels

Lauren Conrad Johanna Platform Heels

From his own instagram...douche supreme...