You can go ahead and call it a day...you can’t do any better than you’ve done...

I just fought the urge to shame you...to each their own...

I took 3 months off...all but 2 weeks of it unpaid. My employer was gracious enough (sarcasm) to subtract my unpaid time and reconfigure my new salary for that year. That way I didn’t have 2 1/2 months with no pay check...just less the whole year. My SO took 3 months off after that. We managed that by him quitting,…

Let’s ask Kourtney Kardashisn what the slowest way to peel a kiwi is...that should be fun...

One of the few times I wish I still lived in California...mothers get temporary disability...up to 12 weeks at about 80% of your salary...sad that in this country that is something to hope for...

I took 3 months...all but 2 weeks of it unpaid. My SO took 3 months after that...but did so by quitting gand taking out a personal loan and then looking for a new job months later. Still worth it.

So...what do we call it when black women go to extreme measures (using chemicals and literally using an iron) to make their hair look like ours...should we freak out...

Right...and, on a separate note, I think he is offended when women holla at him bc he prefers dick...

I don’t want to slut shame women and all that other stuff Kim K said...yada, yada, yada...

That is the worst thing I have ever seen in my life...

My money is on Prophet...

Man...is she shitting on everyone dumb enough to pay $3 for her app...

I work with kids whose parents clearly didn’t want them...it’s a sad thing...

I’m glad this isn’t in high schools (yet)...considering I had a student yesterday that told me ‘I swear on my gang I’m gonna bear your ass...I’ll catch every charge there is, I don’t care’

I love your mom...

He is not cute...and he looks like he might smell...

I am a huge Gaga dan, and I can agree that her performance was about her.

In case you needed help picturing it...

That’s it...she uttered the words ‘class envy’....lock her up next to her fellow rich and classless...my boy Ethan Couch...