I'll tell you how I fanwanked it, which may or may not make you feel better. As we know, the Control Room sees everything that it is convenient, plotwise, for them to see. Even if Maeve is off their radar (which she isn't; they knew what was happening in the town), Hector isn't. So they're monitoring the outlaws'…

… and the only sharks in that water are the emotional ghosts that I like to call fear, anchovies, fear, and the dangers of ingesting mercury.

I thought the implication last night was that Teddy *is* Wyatt.

There wouldn't have been appreciable erosion in that time. Kirk and the Gorn appear to be much closer to the rocks than William and Dolores.

But that happened AFTER the wife committed suicide, so it can't be the cause of it.

The guy with horns is one of Wyatt's "men" (although they're more animal than man by this point in their narrative). The farther from Sweetwater, the more guests can be hurt. That's why Sweetwater is the entrance to the park; it's the beginner's level. They've explained this on screen more than once.

Also, Ford walked to the bluff above that town with little host Robert and asked him if he heard the bells. It doesn't take a lot of conjecture to assume that he's scoping out that old location for his new narrative at that time.

I think that from Maeve's perspective, the wound was grievous, but when we saw the MiB a moment later — as he watched Maeve carry her daughter out to the field — you could see that he only had a smidge of blood, a scratch's worth, on his neck.

Actually I think that programming would have to be *more* complex. Hosts in storylines only have to know about the old West vernacular of which they're a part; 'welcome' hosts have to be able to interact with guests about ordinary modern things and park policies, as well as know about the goings on inside the park's…

That bugs me a lot on television. I also can't stand seeing people fall down full flights of stairs and get up like it was just a funny circus routine. I mean, I guess it's possible to have that happen and be really lucky, but that's not most falling-down-stairs experiences. It's more likely to result in death or…

With your first point in #1, you see this sort of thing in the real world all the time. One friend tries to talk another friend into doing something dangerous or foolhardy. Like, say, breaking into an unlocked storage room somewhere on their college campus. If it goes well the first time — if they aren't caught — it…

Nope, Maeve has not appeared in any of William or Logan's scenes.

Why are so many of you so sure that the MiB raped Dolores? We didn't see that happen.

True, my preference has no effect on reality. But I still don't think this is going to play out as you believe.

To be fair, she doesn't write those lines, and that's not what she'd be winning the Emmy for. Even with shit lines, she's consistently delivering spectacular performances.

Wast it 34 years? I keep thinking it was 30. Do you remember in what episode they directly cited it?

I think we can assume that William and Logan were at the park thirty years before the park's present. We know that in the park's present, Arnold died 35 years ago, and that 30 years ago there was "an incident" of some kind. Presumably the incident happens with Dolores, in William and Logan's 30-years-ago time frame.

No, the MiB is in the present timeframe, the timeframe where Ford is old (his current age).

Those schematics are in a room with a host-replicating machine that creates hosts identical to current-day hosts, only it's a bit slower at it. Also, what does the schematic itself have to do with the current (or previous) level of host-building technology? My husband uses Logic Pro on a Mac to record music in 2016,…

Yeah, actually, my biggest problem is solved. I was originally thinking that the church was only buried in the park's present, because it happened during "the incident" 30 years in the park's past. But it was actually probably burned and buried 35 years in the past, around the time of Arnold's death. Five years after…