I eat mayo now, but there were a few years where I couldn’t eat it, either. Thanks to a single, unwelcome, undesired meal. (Long story short, what I thought was a doughnut overflowing with cream, was a roll overflowing with mayo and I had to eat every damn bite to be polite).

My favorite Nutella experience came in France when I was looking for peanut butter and they pointed me to Nutella, saying it was “French peanut butter.”

It’s true, we basically do. 

I know I’m wrong. But I hate all apples except soft, mealy Red Delicious.

This has always been one of those games that I was like... I want to play it, but not enough to pay for it.

This has always been one of those games that I was like... I want to play it, but not enough to pay for it.

I’d be excited if this were the Kai series.

I’d be excited if this were the Kai series.

Plenty of people in the UK care about American football. Hence why the NFL continues to go over there. They sell out stadiums.

After listening to this single about 30 times... I can say that I really love it.

Unfortunately, Sapkowski is a greedy a-hole, so there’s that.

Unfortunately, Sapkowski is a greedy a-hole, so there’s that.

I love when I go to buy something and it gives me a random extra discount of $8. Must have been from another bundle I bought.

I love when I go to buy something and it gives me a random extra discount of $8. Must have been from another bundle…

Even Jimmy John’s is superior in every way

The link in the actual text of this deal is wrong, it takes you to a $50 plug. The link under the picture is correct, however.

The link in the actual text of this deal is wrong, it takes you to a $50 plug. The link under the picture is…

I’ve tried like four or five different kitten foods and none of them have the coupon

I’ve tried like four or five different kitten foods and none of them have the coupon