For trump voters reading, that is a fancy word for bartender.

I think she’d have to. But I’m pretty sure she is wearing Spanx (there is a faint color differentiation at the upper thigh). It looks like menopause is hitting her waistline pretty hard too.

Additionally, many cases involved THC-containing products.

He is doing Steve Bannon’s dirty work. Following his plan. The man (SB) idolizes LENIN! For fuck’s sake!!!

Add to that that Russian has very successfully inflamed and spread the cancer of division by exploiting our weak spot: racial hatred/white supremacy.

Ikr? It happens to me almost daily that I am driven to ask the question: HOW THE FUCK DID WE GET HERE? HOW THE FUCK DID ENOUGH VOTERS ACTUALLY ALLOW THIS TO HAPPEN?

I know I mostly just make joke comments but sometimes the only thing that comes to mind is JESUS BUTTCHUGGING CHRIST HOW THE FUCK IS THIS REALITY?! I WILL NEVER EVER FUCKING FORGIVE ANY SINGLE PERSON THAT VOTED FOR THIS INSANE ORANGE BAG OF DIARRHEA WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK?!

Look I know what I'm about to propose is extremely distasteful, but I think either Trudeau or Macron will have to take one for the team and start an affair with either/both of Ivanka and Melania and rub Trump's face in it publicly. Should trigger either a heart attack, some vile 25th amendment-inducing bullshit, or…

Can’t wait to watch the markets plummet again Monday. What a thin-skinned petty fucking dipshit.

And the worst part is, because the Democrats probably aren’t going to be able to undo a lot of it within 2-4 years, the GOP will start screaming how this is all the Dems fault and voters need to return the GOP to power.

Well that’s because no one has hearby decreed that you can’t buy anything from “Jy-nah” anymore. (I hate that I now hear China as Jy-nah).  Eyeroll.

Yeah. The recovery is gonna suck. They’ve done more damage in 2 years than I could have imagined. 

Who am I supposed to be rooting for in this scenario?  

This idiot is pushing China to the point where they might dump U.S. Treasury bonds. If they start dumping them, you’ll see people jumping off roofs on Wall Street.

Does it matter?

Using his logic, Target has stolen tens of thousands of dollars from me over the year. They have NEVER bought anything from me! There’s yuge trade deficit with Target! Now, I’ve put on a 25% tariff from everything I buy from Target. That’ll show me!

It may get worse. RBG may not outlast this fucking nightmare and Moscow Mitch already said he would fill a vacant SCOTUS seat in an election year. But her emails right?

Congress did not explicitly say that the meaning of sex in Title VII encompasses LGBTQ people, so, the administration argues, the law cannot apply to sexual orientation.

I’m an atheist. I enjoy actively corrupting children with my amoral ways. 

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