Jared: “Will you permit me to insert my extended manhood into your womanly orifice? I’m sure you will find it oh, so pleasurable...”

Just a perfectly normal, casual, spontaneous Twitter photo of two normal people walking the fields alone, probably just resting their iPhone on a tree branch that happens to be perfectly situated for this stunning photo. And, oh, look, they captured the sunset at the perfect moment! Yup, just a couple wearing their…

The first candidate, male or female, that comes out to the milkshake song gets an immediate bump in the polls

Everyone knows violent video games are only made by studios run by liberals funded by Soros.

Flawless!

Aha, see? Slippery slope indeed.

I see you conveniently leave out that whole “well regulated militia” thing. That’s what we now call the National Guard.

Your ellipsis intentionally left out the phrase “well regulated”.

“Many people are saying we have a lot of background checks”

For someone who considers himself the strongest, toughest President in history, he sure seems to always cave like a little bitch when he gets called on the carpet by Wayne LaPierre.

Your idiot murder toys should be melted into scrap and the 2nd amendment is fit for nothing more than toilet paper.

I’m so fucking tired of this slobbering bullshit argument from gun nuts. No shit a person has to pull the trigger. Nobody thinks guns are getting up and murdering people by themselves. But you know what’s really hard to do? Pull the trigger on a gun you don’t have.

Don’t you dare ruin my goblin fetish you bastard.

It’s official, I hate June. She was just such a bitch this episode. Did she really think manipulating all these people to be able to see her daughter was going to end well? And if June did all that and only got what I’m calling the “shame circle”as punishment, what did that Handmaid that got hung last week do?!? Is…

It sounds like you saw EVERY episode of the show.  

“Elizabeth Moss making overly dramatic faces directly to the camera” is about half the show overall.

‘Gilead is what got them killed’

It’s weird, in the Gilead that season 1+2 built up there was no way that June would get to constantly act out. But here she is getting into fights, yelling, making faces in a propaganda video, and it seems like nobody notices.

I only watched the first season (which was pretty good!) but even that was a lot of “Elizabeth Moss making overly dramatic faces directly to the camera”. That’s kind of the show’s bread and butter.

I’ve not watched even a single episode of this show, but I was watching this one over my girlfriend’s shoulder (she had headphones on too, so couldn’t hear). All I saw was a lot of Elizabeth Moss making overly dramatic faces directly to the camera, and at one point, a whole lot of nostril. Then a black lady gets shot…