I’d take a bullet for the dog before I’d take one for Pompeo.

They should replace it with this mural. More contemporary.

Averages has nothing to do with what Bernie said, though.

As a former military member, I’d like to say:

But we’re America. We don’t do that shit. We drink Budweiser, grill bratwurst, and watch fireworks. Or shoot off some of the illicit kind while the cops sort of look the other way. No fucking tanks. 

The moment this piece of shit gets his military parade people who want nothing to do with the upcoming dictatorship should get out of the country while they can.   There’s not too many more lines he can cross before he’s straight up one of those plastic assholes. 

According to the new bumper sticker in my father in-law’s garage, Trump has “BRAINS & BALLS.” So this absolutely idiotic, screaming-into-a-bullhorn-"look-at-my-micropenis" request by 45 is perfectly on brand for his hopelessly deluded base.

If they play “Hail to the chief” and they point the cannons at him I would be okay with it.

Only read the excerpts, but this truly sounds awful. Many of the plans supported by Democrats, especially in 2018 and now, are incredibly popular among a huge cross-section of Americans of all skin hues and backgrounds.

Tucker Carlson on foreign trips, Sean Hannity on the campaign trail...he should have just made Laura Ingraham his press secretary and been done with it.  

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Ticket Carlson needs to shut the fuck up.

Maybe it’s time our government starts passing actual laws instead of “guidelines” when it comes to nepotism.

If there is a hell, there is a special place in it for anyone who claims that criticizing a woman about anything is anti-feminist.

I can’t even objectively judge her appearance (not that it matters) because I hate her so much. Like, if someone is ugly enough inside they are ugly to me on the outside. 

Samantha Bee’s biggest mistake was taking back her “feckless cunt” remark.

Knowledge that being someone’s daughter isn’t a career qualification is probably why Chelsea Clinton went out and got an undergrad degree from Stanford and then a masters and doctorate from Oxford and another masters from Columbia.

Speaking of which, one thing I’ve noticed recently is that Ivanka, much like dad, has been resorting to more and more extreme hair and make up combinations to try and convince people that she’s still 22 and not someone who is pushing 40, whose looks are fading, and whose face isn’t capable anymore of supporting all…

My head is exploding right now. This sorry excuse of a human got elected by a nation of supposedly patriotic law abiding voters who howl at any injustice yet where are the mother fucking screams of outrage from the people who voted for him when this sad, sorry, excuse of humanity goes strolling hand in mother loving…

Nothing like a white person trying to police who is black enough. It already sounds dumb enough coming from a black person like Comrade Ali Not-A-Russian-Bot.