Could have fooled me.

With the exception of my 10 year-old child, I don’t tell anyone what they should and shouldn’t wear

I can’t decide whether it’s really sweet that he made all that effort to be at your wedding or.....DAD? He called you DAD?

Consider her place of employment. She’s used to hearing bullshit on a daily basis. If she had a nickel for every time she sat in a staff meeting and had to act interested while her editor-in-chief dropped yet another travel anecdote that’s too hotttttt for SI.com...

That, right there, is the face of a female journalist who knows she just heard some straight bullshit...but also knows if she dared to speak up and call him on said bullshit would wind up as yet another verbal punching bag for the Skip Bayless and Steven A. Smith’s of the world just like every other sports journalist…

What’s really gonna suck is when I have to scroll through my Facebook feed after Clinton gets the nomination, reading all the wailing and gnashing of teeth from the Bern Squad who were convinced by the media that this was actually a winnable race for him, despite all the evidence to the contrary.

Yeeeeah, my social life never recovered. Now I am home with the children. For a long time I had more in common with women twenty years older than me because my friends in their 20s and 30s just could not relate to anything happening to me. My mom has liver failure but has been doing really well( considering she was on…

It was a dark time. Whenever something goes down, Religious Person is sure to swoop in and mention gods plan. Always super helpful. I have three children now and mom is healthy-ish

I lost almost all my friends when my mom got sick. Partly because if they did not check in I was too exhausted to, partly because people are terrified of death, ESPECIALLY if it drags on.

I’m currently in the middle of an estrangement with my best friend. Former best friend, I guess. It’s hard and I vacillate between feeling guilty and wanting to just cut the chord and move on quickly. It’s been dragging on for over a year now.

I think it’s a bit unfair for Congress to call out the whole NFL when teams like the Raiders and Jaguars receive no contributions from defense.

This isn’t new, it’s just new technology. Back in the day, I sent a carrier pigeon who ended up getting lost and flying west instead of east, and the result was a beautiful, long, sustained pigeon-exchange. We celebrated our seventeenth anniversary in August.

HOW’S THAT COOL POPE TREATIN YA, GUYS

Revoking Cosby’s honorary degrees is public humiliation. I like it.

Please don’t. She really seems genuine.....and that voice, for real through bad and good. Yes the “I don’t want to be recognized/180 degrees difference or weirdly sameness with Gaga”(so confused) is getting VERY weird.

Sia is weird and crazy, and I love her so much. I will listen to her with her face covered, or not. Or in a box, or with a fox. I will listen to her here or there. I will listen to here everywhere. She is killer.