can't unsee.

Yes. Jenny Boylan and the rest of the trans ladies are the reason for watching I Am Cait. I feel like the ladies bonded and became a huge presence on the show to counter the Jenner damage (from simply opening her privileged mouth) to the LGBT community. I’d love to watch a docu/reality series on the Trans community…

Dammit, Kyle’s store. Kim’s store would feature stolen Hanes shirts from Target for $3.50.

That T-shirt retails at Kim’s store for 500 buckaroos.

she shuffles better than I ever could.

what no toilet paper?

That video and remix are so many shades of wrong.

ONJ, the Xanadu soundtrack and her goddamn rollerskates are the primary reason I'm a lesbian.

Everyone needs to take a seat.

Red eye from San Diego to Boston a few years back. This guy in front of me had a whole row to himself and he proceeded to fart (with consistent fashion) the ENTIRE 5+hr flight. Extra stinky because he was sprawled out across the 3 seats with his ass in the air. I can't sleep during red eyes.

Just mentioning Fumbling Towards Ecstasy brings me riiiight back to a very hormonal 12 year old edition of myself burning through Sarah McLachlan cds. I fucking love Robyn too. Spotify here I come.

No, no. Just no. This is wrong. Bad FIFA. Or bad Canada? Or bad Germany?

Nice. That’s a sweet roll.

Could have just ended with “Poehler is the voice of Joy.”

There is nothing the former Countess can’t do. Nothing. /sarcasm

Now can we discuss the scene with Sonja riding the dolphin while Ramona does squats wearing a bikini in stripper heels?

Gwen is officially in my super exclusive tall ladies club consisting of Julia Child and Bea Arthur. Time to make room at the table.

Tom Cruise is such a tool.