I am from a family with split breakfast ideas. My mother and I wake up starving most of the time (my stomach will literally feel like it’s trying to claw its way out if I sleep in), while my dad and sister can barely look at food before 10 AM. We’re all fat, so I suspect it has fuck all to do with weight in the long…

My daughter went through most of primary school flatly refusing to eat breakfast. She would come home exhausted and cranky, complaining bitterly about how hard the day and been and how awful her classmates were, vacuum up an astonishing amount of food, and make my and her brother’s lives a burden to us until the her…

Growing up, my dad would sometimes surprise us with breakfast for dinner and those are legit some of my fondest childhood memories. 

The other two officially recognized Cherokee tribes both supported her during the original debacle. She took the steps to make things right with one remaining tribe that was upset, and their spox issued a positive statement urging the world to move on.

Well, I really don’t want to start off the day with a tri-state low-blood-sugar-induced murder spree, so breakfast it is.

I am a french toast connoisseur and this article is made up of LIES.

BACON.

Not everyone eats breakfast for weight loss though? I eat it because fruit and eggs are delicious and I will literally kill people in the morning without some decent nutrition holding me down. Lunch I can take or leave though.

Waffles.

If she had made the apology public, people would have called it a self-serving stunt to gain political capitol.

Breakfast is the best food on the planet, whether you eat it at 8 am or 2pm, or 11pm. Its the best food ever created.

I can’t skip breakfast because I literally would be unable to function without it. My brain gets fuzzy if I don’t eat for too long and I get irritable. I have to eat real food though (eggs, veggies, some sort of meat). The super carb heavy foods do indeed make me feel sluggish and sleepy.

Of course her apology isn’t good enough for ya’ll. It was good enough for the Chief of the Cherokee Nation, but not enough for the fake feminists at Jezebel.

“Writer and activist Rebecca Nagle, a member of the Cherokee Nation, criticized Warren’s apology, saying “without a public apology this private phone call falls flat and rings hollow.”

For the Jackson family, it’s always about them. And the money, above all. You think Jermaine wants to get a real job?  Nah, useless. 

Jermaine, just do what you do when you did what you did to GTFO.  

And it’s about society learning from its mistakes. So many people let all this continue because MJ was rich and famous and because people didn’t want to have to stop enjoying his music. By reviewing and discussing why that happened, we have a roadmap for how better to deal with such situations in the future, which…

Jermaine... it ain’t about Michael. It ain’t about your family. It’s about the victims and what they need for closure, not you.

Sorry that the most famous member of your famously fucked up family was a child molester.  You should start dealing with that, Jermaine.  Privately.

What did he do to deserve rest after molesting children?