I don’t think it’s her little bit of English that got her where she is. Her being able to suck a golf ball through 50 feet of hose helped more.

Screamy Spice gets an Emmys cameo. Goebbels-wannabe Bannon gets a platform on “60 Minutes.” The only one told to shut up and go away is a woman.

Damn. The only way I could be more satisfied right now is if I was the creamy filling in an Idris Elba-Hugh Jackman sandwich.

Dude, someone who probably doesn’t want you talking has polonium and is not afraid to use it. And you give up Secret Service protection. More proof that you and Beavis are dumb as a box of rocks.

Also, if Johnny Most can make a career as a sportscaster while sounding like the ultimate anti-smoking PSA, men can STFU about women’s voices forever.

The shrillest voice in sports broadcasting may be Tom Hamilton calling an Indians walk-off win. But no one is using that to make sweeping generalizations about men announcing sports events.

Reminds me of two little brothers pummeling each other in the basement rec room who all of a sudden hear Mom coming down the stairs.

He had to go Full Loomis.

Once upon a time, I was a sportswriter. I’d see Whitlock’s byline on the sports wire. He seemed like a decent writer, but nothing stood out for me. I could be cynical and say he went Team Ruckus to build a “brand” for career advancement. But the more I see, it becomes clearer that the small-souled meanness isn’t a…

And, as a childfree person whose taxes pay for it, I’m on team Feed ‘Em. Two ways of looking at it: One, it’s the right thing to do. Second, well-fed, well-educated kids will be better at paying my Social Security and Medicare someday.

Loomis is disgusting. He has repeatedly gone for low blows against Tamir Rice and his family. Loomis is the worthless pig who blamed Tamir, calling a 12-year-old child “menacing” and has repeatedly engaged in victim-blaming in the case.

Someone who proclaims to be a Christian shouldn’t be waiting to be asked. He should have been offering the city use of the church as soon as it was known the storm was coming. He could have called on church members to join him in volunteering there. His social media people could have gotten the word out and promoted…

First Amendment 1, Caribou Barbie 0

And their theme song, “You’ve Lost That Lovin’ Feeling.”

I regret that I have but one star to give this comment.

Some of the Trump Twits at the rally

I’m so sorry that you’re having to go through this. I wish I could bring you a cake and a hug.

I was reminded of one recently when she popped up on Fox News — Star Parker, who was once a welfare mom and is now trying to pull the ladder up behind her. She said the rainbow flag was just like the Confederate flag.