Weight Watchers: Same old bullshit, now with more woo and Photoshop!

Drunk woman rambling about the president? I thought for sure this would be her mugshot.

Another former sportswriter here. There is no stink like hockey equipment stink. Combination of dirty socks, sweat, and sour milk that knocks you back a few steps.

Something to keep in the fridge.

Or Pumpkin Spice Everyfuckingthing.

It is awful and sad. Lamar didn’t have it very easy growing up, and addiction runs in his family (his father was a heroin addict). He seemed to like the feeling of family he had with Khloe, but addiction can sometimes be stronger than love.

Or first grade.

Poor Bristol. She’s always the babymama, never the bride.

It’s not much of a holiday, just a Monday off for those who get it.

And, of course, Pat Lynch’s lackey responds with butthurt and bluster.

Very much a slow cooker fan. One of my favorite things to make in it is a whole chicken. Season inside and out with salt and pepper. Stuff citrus and herbs of your choice up the cavity. Cook 8 hours on low. Remove skin and bones, discard those. Flavor is infused into meat. I usually do lime/cilantro because it is…

The only advice I will give about bangs is to NOT get them trimmed less than two weeks before your wedding.

Nah. Just drop him off somewhere in the Pacific. From 30,000 feet.

I agree on the blind worship. Just because someone puts on a uniform doesn't mean they are above the law, or basic standards of civility. In fact, they should be held to a higher standard, with less tolerance for stupid shit like getting into fights at Waffle House.

Time to face reality. There is no #CoolPope. Bergoglio is no different than Ratzinger or Wojtyla, he just has a better smiley face. His PR machine has done its best to put that sweet candy coating on so we don't notice that he is selling the same old patriarchal, misogynistic, corrupt bullshit.

If men got knocked up, there would be Groupon links for abortion discounts at Esquire, ESPN and GQ.

This. The right is like Ahab obsessed with their white whale. Planned Parenthood isn't just about abortions for these people. It's about women taking control of their reproduction, taking that power away from men, and thus having the freedom to claim power in society. Destroying Planned Parenthood is their first step…

I love what newspaper journalism used to be. Now, I’d never go back, even if there were any jobs. My last newspaper job was a night cops gig, taken to keep the mortgage paid. It was the most miserable year of my adult life, dealing with the dregs of a county dominated by ghetto and trailer trash, crony politics, and…

Speaking as a woman who has observed this both in online dating and in real life, I think many of these guys who stick with younger women do it because of their own immaturity.