It's not irony, it's satire, and that should have been obvious when he hung it up on his wall and made a James Cameron reference.

ZING!

More like the second one. Abolishing slavery just meant that they could not be bought and sold as though they were property, but they were still treated very poorly, especially in the south.

Technically it is being expressed as a percentage in this case, but it is essentially the same thing, and could just as easily be described as the fraction 999/1000.

People still watch The Office?

That's why I'm here.

Everyone is saying this guy looks like Nathan Drake, but to me he looks a lot more like Sam Fisher from SC:Conviction.

That seems a little extravagant.

First off, where do you live that you don't know what an extra value meal is. Somewhere outside of the U.S. I am assuming. If so, I guess this is understandable. If not...?

This will get you close to Batman, but non of these have Batman's most important and versatile of tools.

I like to affectionately refer to him as "Cringe" Collinsworth.

If LEGO decides to make this set, yeah I buy one, I rush home to put it together, I probably even have a little mini-Solid vs. mini-Liquid rumble in fisticuffs right up on top. And Maybe mini-Snake and mini-Merrill hop in a mini-jeep and make their getaway through a cushion to the edge of the sofa.

I agree with your point... whatever it was... I agree.

Holy ...

Played it for a couple hours the other nihht ' and I have to say I rather enjoyed it. Reminds me of a somewhat stripped down version of tf2, of course the full version will probably a lot more robust. The movement is fluent, the controls are tight and intuitive, and the weapons seem to be pretty well balanced.

I believe what he was getting at was when there is an explosion, real men walk away in slow motion.

These phrases tend to be correct to some degree, although rather than it taking longer for air to travel along the bottom surface, it is more accurately put that the air on the top surface has to travel further and thus is forced to move faster, creating a relative low pressure area above the wing.

This reminds me of one of those crazy performance art things where someone sits on a stool and reads pages out of the phone book.

Shit, like I didn't have enough to do already.

Doesn't Samsung already play commercials like this, with some one walking by a group of ipeople and showing how great their phone is to the now jealous onlookers. The current ones just don't have the cheesy tagline, which actually like because it is so terrible that it seems like thy know it's terrible.