That one is really the gem of the collection. It's teetering on wallpaper worthy, if only it was a little larger.

Aye-oh!

Every year I find myself liking Christmas less and less, and just when I start to feel bad about my cynicism, I see something like this and my feelings are justified.

I peed a little.

I was REALLY hoping that someone would try to jump onto the center a try to kill the engine while spinning round and round. Preferably throwing his hand up in the air in the process.

Another insect story?! Why do you hate my dreams?!

I literally almost threw up.

Meh, not much to watch in the game anyway.

Bravo!

"I'm always looking for the holes in any system."

I'm glad I wasn't drinking something when I read this.

Are you kidding, I love letting my hundred dollar investments dangle precariously from my beltloops. It's like, my "thing."

I have seen some behind the scenes video of those production trucks before, and I will never understand how show directors are able to look at multiple video feeds simultaneously and manage to consistently produce seamless and compelling television in real-time. I would love to see some kind of documentary on that…

I think it would be better served for everyone if the name was changed to "MetalGearRising: Not Canon"

I was about to say the same thing.

I think they could have used a couple more cameras in their array, but overall I found it quite impressive.

I thought this was going to be a post about all of Verizon's TV ads, cause wtf is going on in those things?

Ice Cube is an enigma to me. He is an "architectural drafter" turned "gangsta rapper" turned "gangsta actor" turned "regular actor" turned "family-movie actor" turned "television producer" turned "beer spokesman" turned "gangsta architectural connoisseur."

I buy fireworks = I'm a rocket scientist.

I think you meant to say the supacondizzle magnizzles.