A girl gets two tattoos on her inner thighs, one of Mike Tyson on her right inner thigh and the other is of George Foreman on her left inner thigh. She points to them and asks the bartender "Does this look like Mike Tyson?" The bartender says no.

Yes I would - I've fallen down plenty.

Do you know the joke about tattoos and Don King?

or something... as you came across my twitter account while trying to find out more about me after I 'visited' your place last week

There's one of me on an ink site somewhere - I won an award. I'll see if I can't find it.

Hey Moon here's something weird. I'm sure you've seen some of the replies to my comments over the last years... vitriol, hate, threats etc.* Well, since I removed the 'ms' from my username on here I ain't had any and my recommendations are going through the roof. Moreover, I now get people replying and calling me 'he'…

Do you have a good reason why you don't pay your car insurance with the card? I pay mine that way but if I'm missing out on something technical or loopholey I want to know.

The low down rat. He told me he gave me the only copy of that video.

I might add that where I used to live (NYC) there were two prices charged - one for cash and one for credit so you might not see any savings using a credit card depending on where you live. I live in Florida now and none of the gas stations I use have dual pricing.

Buy your fuel (and everything else) with a credit card that offers cash-convertible rewards points. I pay for everything I can including utilities with my Amazon credit card.

Hey Moon what are you doing up during daylight hours? Eaten someone that disagreed with you?

As a relative newcomer to using rss feeds (my interest in them was piqued when Google announced Reader's demise) I noticed that while it is irritating only getting part of the story in the feed then having to click to see the rest this is in fact hardly different from viewing the regular site and the clicking the…

Sorry, replied to wrong post.

One and a half ounces does NOT equal about 15 grams... unless that's some kind of coffee lingo.

Try viewing the desktop site or vice versa. Lifehacker works fine on my Nexus 7... It displays better than on my computers in fact. The site is a complete waste of space on a wide screen monitor if you have the window maximized.

Whitson! It's 4am on the west coast. You still on NY time?

Check your symptoms. If you can't breathe/rash is back/arthritis is bad you probably missed a dose.

Why don't you just tell the cat as you take the pill? You'll remember saying it out loud later in the day more than "did I take my pill this morning?", especially if the cat is nowhere to be seen.

Also... swallows pill. Now, which way was the bottle again?

The page click counts for dopey tips is sometimes higher than for good stuff. That's all that counts in Dentonia.