“Whatever, haters, you’re just mad because he’s on the Patriots!”

Isn’t that now called Showing the Kavanaugh?

Real talk - this was simple and elegant. Thank you. 

You don’t need an Rx any longer, Dad.

Also, Tommy John only ever hurt his arm once, and the surgical procedure named after him heals arms.

He’s just jealous that the California Assembly successfully passed something.

No, it wasn’t funny because it was a tribute to musician who had DIED and also a send off to a long standing character and a way to process some of the national consciousness.

Also, given that there are music acts every damn week, and they are not funny (including an opening musical act to address just one of the…

OMG why are you bringing up things from so far in the past‽ It was 11 months ago! Things were different back then. He didn’t know any better. Nobody did.

Fuck Jed York. 

Yea its kind of funny how you have all these stories of abused kids coming out these days, about priests, teachers, coaches, etc from 20 even 30 years ago, but no one accuses these people of lying or drags their names through the mud in them media. Why? Because we all understand that these kid went through something…

The timing IS interesting. She didn't file suit until he was making a lot less with the Pats than he was with the Raiders. 

No you don’t. You don’t know a fucking thing about the power dynamics, about the way society has conditioned women to react to attacks, to anything that makes them uncomfortable. You have 0 fucking clue.

You have no fucking idea what you would do.

I have, over the course of my life, known a handful of women who were sexually assaulted in some fashion. And this is just the ones who I knew well enough that they would share something like that, usually years after the fact. None of them reported their assaults to the police. 

Its amazing how men always know exactly how they would react and exactly what they would do if they were ever forcibly raped by a man (let alone a very famous man) when its something they have no reason to ever worry about.

Is there a single time in any celebrated pro athlete’s career when a victim of theirs coming forward with an accusation won’t be met with “hm, interesting timing to say the least!” The accused is virtually always in the spotlight doing something, meaning an accusation can virtually always be (idiotically) countered…

I’m genuinely torn as to whether the Patriots are Basically Good for giving otherwise decent guys a second chance, or Mostly Bad for also giving supremely talented rapists and murderers a second chance.

Not the Antonio Brown come back story I expected.

Five bucks says the Patriots knew about this. Five more says the Raiders didn't.

Steelers fans like him again now