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Yeah. I’ll be surprised if it actually happens. But I was prepared to break out my Halloween tacky tourist costume and go down and take pictures of them. Bad timing.

Next weekend.

I’m so upset that I’ll be out of town when these shitstains come to SF.

I sold tickets in the late 80's. We only accepted cash or cards but there were always old ladies with only checks. One woman told me that after her husband died, the bank cancelled all the credit cards (they were only under his name) and wouldn’t let her open any under her own name. She’d never worked outside the home

Atlee Hammaker was a pretty decent Giants pitcher in the early 90's, so maybe he’s a baseball fan?

Or she forced the maid to make it for her from scratch before bullying her into buying some.

The standard answer to “Do you know how I am?” at my old job was to respond “No. But maybe someone on the sidewalk can tell you.”

I just teared up reading this. Love to you both, internet stranger.

Classic Brian.

Crazy idea but you might want to snitch them out to your local American Legion. They are incredibly persnickety regarding American flag etiquette and might like a word with your neighbors.

Psst. You’re talking to the tomato troll. Don’t bother.

Greenbush Italian tomatoes. 2012-07-23.

There is a small chain in the Bay Area called Mollie Stones that had free babysitting. And closed circuit TVs throughout the store so you could keep an eye on your kid. The store was more expensive than most but I’d go there twice a week. It was heaven. I heard they phased them out a few years ago though.

Hey, it’s tomato troll!

Her photo on Twitter showing her celebrating Juneteenth with all white people was pretty special too.

Where in San Francisco have they put holes in the ground to use as urinals?