How is it possible for a person to be this wrong

Good for you! We are similar in our house with the egalitarianism, so when I changed mine, people were surprised. But we do what we want.

Y’all Obama was SO TURNT. I was crying. He straight up WENT THERE about social justice, guns, and this country’s perpetual laziness when it comes to confronting racism. My favorite moment of his Presidency, hands down.

I watched it and wept. Amazing Grace!

I LOVE that my Facebook page is like 95% happiness and rainbows and the few conservative FB friends I have left are just SILENT. As they should be. If you can’t say something nice, SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT IT.

This is a real slice of life. Some might think this story is a little cheesy but this kid belongs in the upper crust of society even though delivery people don’t make a lot of dough.

Back in the 80s, a friend from college invited me to be her bridesmaid. We lived hundreds of miles from each other, and had only exchanged brief letters in the years since graduation. I shouldn’t have accepted, but I thought it would be fun to see her and the people we used to hang out with.

Moms are neg ninjas.

what the fuck, even??? I’m glad you left.

The moment I meet my very short, balding blind date, he skips the introductions to say this:

And that house is real estate porn. If only we got to see it after the entirely unnecessary addition!

Pittsburgh is actually really awesome, and luckily most people still think it sucks so we will just stay here enjoying our 80k houses, great jobs, and bourgeoning food and brewing scene, thanks.

Barring some shitty parts in Pittsburgh, Western PA is one of the most beautiful places I’ve ever been to. Sure, there’s rednecks everywhere, but most of them are friendly. Ohiopyle is breathtaking and so are Linn Run, Twin Lakes, and Seven Springs. Plus, we have the Penguins. Fuck the Flyers! Yeah, the Pirates suck,…

I think there’s some DB shame going on sometimes. Like if you get your dress from DB, you’ve fallen into the trap of the entire wedding industry. But they do have some great dresses, I found one there on sale for $800 that was a serious contender, and they have a range of sample sizes, so you can try on samples closer…

When people look down on David’s Bridal, I just remind myself that Justin Timberlake rented his groomsman tux from Men’s Wearhouse.

There was no disaster. I fucking adored my cake, and I’m using this as an excuse to post a picture of it.

I fear a different kind of cake disaster.

So... not a disaster, but I can’t help but share this because I loved my tiered apple pie for my wedding oh so much. It was the best.

Strangely enough, the overwhelming majority of men have difficulty locating this statue.

This drink sounds overly complicated. Needs more caffeine. Also, half decaf. WHY?