So I have been dating a super guy for 7ish months now. His sister is getting married tomorrow and I am invited, but I haven't met any of his family yet. They almost all live locally, and he actually lives at home right now (while he pays down some debt). I am from a small family, and his is very large and Lebanese -…
My husband and I just bought what could be God's gift to mankind - a breakfast sandwich machine. You put all the meat, bread, egg, fillings, whatever into the doohicky, and in five minutes - BAM! SAMMICH, MOTHAFUKKAS. We almost had breakfast sandwiches for dinner, we were so excited.
You definitely deserve a full-size bed and all the champagne you can drink.
This poll is the single best Sunday invention since soccer!
I wrote a really long response last night, and then my internet went kaput, so here's what it said in brief:
Sorry this is so late... I am an Old and go to bed early on Saturday nights.
That is very sweet. I always think like, fuck I wish the bf would leave for a few weeks so I could have a goddamn break around here and get some ME time. But then when he leaves for like one or two nights to do some family stuff I am always so sad and miss him. Sure it might be a "growing experience" but I think that…
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Waiting for Obama to walk to the Hill.
This reminds me of the sex talk my mom gave me in the first grade! Only she said "mouse" instead of "mammal" in her description of how intercourse works because the question that prompted the conversation was from reading The Mouse and the Motorcycle. There's a passage where the mouse "puts his seed" in the girl mouse…
hang in there girl *hugs*
I agree with other folks that a lot of us just consider our escape options when we're having relationship issues so that we don't feel trapped, but that it doesn't mean we want to break up. I would NEVER want to leave my Mr. but every single time we fight I consider what the logistics of a breakup would be like. I'm…
If it makes you feel any better, I am the sort of person who goes looking on Craigslist for a new apartment every time I have a fight with my husband. This is despite the fact that my marriage is totally happy and that I do not ever want to leave my husband, who is the awesomest guy ever. But serious fight = me on…
So, guys, I did something stupid. Monumentally stupid. I read a few texts on my boyfriends phone/iPad. (I KNOW. I feel like an ass. I totally invaded his privacy and am ashamed and embarrassed and mortified.) But...while reading a text with his best friend, my boyfriend asked if he could crash with said friend if he…