He tried to go into the bathroom at Burger King, but someone was getting busy in there.

New ad slogan: “Chipotle: Want to Take a Sick Day?”

That’s a fair cop.

Username checks out...sort of.

Come back? You mean they left?!?! 

Aka the Kia Soul. 

Came here for this, was not disappointed.

Sadly, I never dealt with him directly, but I was involved in a religious satire magazine called The Wittenburg Door (aka The Door) at a time when it was being published by a not-for-profit foundation that Joe Bob was involved with. This was about the time that Joe Bob, under his real name John Bloom, was doing the…

Personal data points:

That’s the spirit, son! ::high fives::

You are a goddamn monster

Breaking the Law(s of grammar)

#TeamHamball

Tesla is just being green by recycling, nothing to see here...and I’m pretty sure those are Speed Holes.

Okay Riley, I’ve sat idle long enough. This cannot continue. You have to quit playing the Witcher 3. I don’t what CD Projekt Red has on you, or if you’re secretly a part of their dev team, but there are other games out there. Good ones, even.

PUBG & Assetto Corsa.

I hear they are dropping the price on the Elio, too.

This is a great comment... FOR ME TO POOP ON!