We have to stop all these safe space liberal pussies in the...Marine Corps?

Literally the very first issue was reparations. Christ alive.

Comcast doesn’t even let me us a second router in my own home without a charge, so I can’t imagine this going well.

Oh they want you to get a muffin or a scone or something too. They just need more people in the store for breakfast, and this is how.

Hey, some poor web design chump got paid (one assumes). Silver linings.

“but we are the same A.V. Club you have known (and hopefully loved) for eons”

“It’s unclear if the game’s sudden removal from China’s App Store, where it’s been available for several years, is related to the Chinese government’s attempts to manage public perception about the COVID-19 outbreak or”

So what would we be writing if the blind hiring resulted in mostly white males?

Shit, I skipped The Irishman because it was too long, and I can pause that whenever I want.

That’s why I love ESO right now. I signed up for ESO Plus and now I have six years of content to eat up before I ever have to upgrade.

I have a feeling this is the only consequence she has ever faced and will not face any more from here on out.

That’s half of the readership!

One guess about who is always enjoying the pungent takeout meal on the crowded train.

Christ. That’s a reason to let little kids play outside more, not to let grown ass men out of basic hygiene. 

Yeah, if the only thing I’ve touched is my dick, I’m not touching anything else in there, even to wash my hands. My dick is probably the cleanest thing in there.

My dog likes carrots a whole hell of a lot, along with raw broccoli. Hell, when we’re done cutting off the florets for dinner she gets a good chunk of the bare stalk. She won’t eat leafy greens, I think primarily because they aren’t crunchy. Really the only crunchy veg I’ve seen her turn down was celery.

If I ever trade things in at Gamestop, which is rare nowadays, I immediately invest the credit in Nintendo eshop cards.

I’ve been trying to get Ring Fit Adventure. The only place that has one in stock is Gamestop. I think I’ll just wait out the coronavirus instead.

Whew. I bought Telltale Batman for $5 on Switch days before it went free on Gold. When I finished it I thought about getting Enemy Within on Switch but wanted to wait on another sale. I guess I should have seen this coming.

May favorite celebrity food moment is a video of Arnold Schwarzenegger making his morning smoothie. He starts to crack an egg on the blender, but just throws the whole thing in instead.