I feel like the delivery is the only advantage, and, like you said, there are other ways to do that. Is googling a recipe so hard that you need to pay a premium to have someone do it for you? It seems to be for people who think that cooking (and life in general) is harder and more expensive than it really is for them.

I’d be a terrible relationship counselor. My only response to all of these is “shit’s crazy, break it off.”

Crafting has never been part of Borderlands. Level cap increases and loot re-grinds have been in gaming for years, including in games with “Borderlands” in the title.

People outraged about whitewashing tend to be white people with nothing better to worry about.

Or it’s perfect, because that implication is why I clicked.

“It could just me but in a world where kids are being shot in schools every day, wildfires are hastening mass extinctions and white people are really vibing with this current President, [not] addressing someone how they want to be addressed just seems like a stupid thing to make an issue of.”

Warren would be my choice for president if the world was nice and polite and reasonable. But it isn’t.

Damn, it feels like every four months I log in, learn how to play the new stuff, realize there isn’t actually a ton to do, and log off until the next update.

The only autodraft I have is my mortgage. That’s because I’ve been burned twice by the shit systems in place for paying manually. The first time was when they set up two paper statements for the same billing period but only sent me one, and dinged the redundant one as a missed payment. The second time was when the…

I didn’t even realize this was a repost. They got me good.

According to this family of websites, anyone not working in an hourly service job has unlimited funds for tipping. So what’s your excuse?

Man we’ll show them for their stupid article by giving them thousands of clicks and hundreds of comments! Lifehacker sure is stupid!

Was this hotel in fucking Sudan?

I’ll tip $10 for the entire time IF they come in during my stay, which I usually don’t allow anyway.

Fruit juice all by itself is just sugar water.

Once in a while I marvel at the things we have that Republicans would never pass today, like restrictions on cigarette ads or the Civil Rights Act.

I mean...the dead ones obviously didn’t make it on the cruise.

I’m married with two little kids and there is nothing I want more than 24 hours to my goddamn self in my own goddamn house.

I oscillate between feeling like whole venture is completely un-fucking-necessary, and feeling the bone-deep nostalgia that compels me to play it. Right now it’s the latter.

It is definitely funny in that context!