I’m married with two little kids and there is nothing I want more than 24 hours to my goddamn self in my own goddamn house.

I oscillate between feeling like whole venture is completely un-fucking-necessary, and feeling the bone-deep nostalgia that compels me to play it. Right now it’s the latter.

It is definitely funny in that context!

It was an A.V. Club spinoff where they said such things, though I doubt they would have stooped to even acknowledging Detective Pikachu in the first place.

They’ve been like this forever. Any sad sack bullshit in a non-English language, from a non-American director, that cannot easily be seen by the general public is a surefire A.

“I found detective Pikachu moribund”

Or in Superman Returns, playing “Boyfriend Who Isn’t Superman.”

Damn, I like Ben Schwartz.

I’ll take the refund.

But I assume we will all have to grind out level 53 versions of everything now. At least I can clear out my vault.

Nope, you get your action skill at level 2, like 5 to 10 minutes in. They are no longer assuming you have never played a video game before.

The paid beta continues.

Unfortunately roguelikes are on my list of genres I think I’m just completely over, along with platformers and any pvp shooters. Most of the time the procedural generation fails to keep things fresh, because all the permutations are so generic that there are no meaningful differences to be appreciated. So it just…

I’m weird in that I play MMO’s almost entirely solo, but I still like that other people are around. I now play Elder Scrolls Online which I especially like because there is no non-consensual pvp. I like it when the world is busy, but I don’t want to make friends. It’s fun to group up for an impromptu world boss battle,…

I would like an article on how to politely avoid making new friends.

I’m pretty sure I’m a straight dude but I also find myself extremely attracted to Taika Waititi.

This is the opposite of the “Loner Week” content I am looking for. 

“Get the hell off me you little goblins.”

Democrats lost in 2016 partly because they decided to be the party of bathroom preference.

All the internet personalities I follow are in the tank for Bernie, because that worked last time.