but it’s not clear why the QB, after already dealing with press conference controversies, would completely abandon the podium over that inquiry.

i saw on the news something about a woman being reunited with her five kids and she started crying and saying something like “god is so good for bringing my kids back” (i was at the gym, it was subtitled without sound so that might not be an exact quote). like bitch, if there WAS a god, they did this shit. thank the…

How dare deadspin publish a post by Mr. Petchesky, with his slavic sounding name, on this, the 5th anniversary of the Ljubljana Marshes hot air balloon crash in Slovenia. I am aghast at the insensitivity.

Obviously the driver misjudged his coronering speed.

The deceased on the gurney was in fact named Royce. He was a rolls Royce.

Needs more slide whistle.

Don’t listen to the lies of Big Science. Those scientists are lying about global warming (a Chinese hoax!), vaccines (they are putting diseases in you to make you weak!), medicine (apricot pits are highly effective in the treatment of cancer) and even the shape of the Earth (it’s flat!).

Boy would it be nice if we civilian off-road enthusiasts had access to such machinery—it would make our mud-pit extraction operations a heck of a lot more interesting.

A picture of the driver has been leaked!

Doesn’t he already have a cool, reliable ride that he can cruise around California in?

My bad friend! I read Jalopnik while Im walking to class in the mornings, misinterpreted what you meant! I hope you have a great day

It’s cool how no one is reading to the bottom of your post.

“and he’s only a sophomore so I don’t care”