I figured “Man Plays Diablo For 17 Hours On Camera” wasn’t as interesting a headline.

are you gonna talk about yourself the whole time?

Can we just cancel the damn cookout?

Have you seen a typical 50-something suburban white dude’s Facebook feed?

Both of those movies:

Trump should not be allowed to nominate a Supreme Court Justice in the last year of his presidency #MicDrop

I truly, truly hate women who do this. They do not look at their husbands like that at home behind closed doors. It’s a stupid con game that their idiot cohorts fall for every time. My parents have been married for over 50 years, so this is not cynicism.... I know what real love looks like and that look of agape,…

I wish something like this could work. I take at least 2MG of Klonopin,. 2400MG of Neurontin and 80MG of prozac daily. I feel I am always on the verge of hysteria and everything seems castaclysmic and dealing with most people who are more the most part extremely irritating and vindictive

Having seen the personal internal statement from Bezos AND senior legal counsel...A lot of global business are looking at this as “You fucking crazy”

Well, that’s actually a red cross with a *black outline* which technically means it’s a different symbol altogether.

Yeah, the mix of real world and cartoon style feels more like a Sonic thing than Mario’s:

Chardee MacDennis isn’t top 5?!

I’m just going to go out on a limb here and say, “If you create a tool that can easily be used to jimmy open a lock, don’t be surprised when folks use it to jimmy open a lock.”

...or, more appropriately, “When significant numbers of folks are using your tool to jimmy open significant numbers of locks—and are discussing…

Making the cute girl character kissing another girl is the easy and safe route.

*sigh*

The Outer Limits usually had more hopeful or uplifting endings. The resusitated murderer would be killed again in a car accident or the time-trapped little girl on the tricycle wouldn’t be hit by the truck.

John C. Reilly earned himself many, many passes in my mind for his part in Wreck-It Ralph--which, if I’m being honest, was one of the few films to get the feel of arcades right.

...he used up most of those passes doing Check It Out!: With Dr. Steve Brule, but again, that’s just personal opinion/preference. I hate…

Catholic high school?! These girls and their parents had WASP written all over them!

I used to go to these Bible retreats and camps all the time and this sounds about right. I will say that summer Bible camps for teenagers are the most sexual places on the face of the Earth.

Baseball is the only sport that actually looks like America.