No doubt. I just thought the Cher scene was a change in tone from the rest of the series. Those shifts are one of the things I loved about the series. It can be so serious with global events then take these wild flights through absurdity. The whole CW nework wouldn’t exist if The X-Files wasn’t around to plant the…

I remember watching it as it first aired. I remember thinking “That is cheesy as shit, but I’ll allow it.” I also got well laid afterwards, so that may color my perceptions. We did it like they do on the Discovery Channel.

This was one of the weirder episodes. The end was awsome. Like the zombie dance in another episode. Chris Carter did an AMA on Reddit this evening.

Thank Glob we don’t have a President like that. Wait...what universe am I in? Damnit! Where did I put my portal gun?

The one happy Black Mirror episode. Also continues my Mackenzie Davis crush.

Howard can make a decent rom-com or historical drama. Action and scifi? No.

We all know a “dad bod” is just another name for “beer belly.” Let’s not fool ourselves, people. (drinks more beer)

Deckard’s problem wasn’t that he thought he was supiour to replicants. The biggest thing that seperated humans from replicants was empathy. If you want to hunt replicants, you have to be able to empathize with them. Deckard empathized with them too much. So much so that he fell in love with one. Increased empathy was…

There were scenes that seemed to go on forever with little to no payoff. I fell asleep on the first attempted viewing. The movie was good, but it wasn’t great. Hey! Look at our style! We are obviously a Blade Runner movie! Look at all these big giant nipples! We just kinda forgot to make anything happen.

Oh, snap.

Let me do it. I’ve been working on film adaptations of The Gunslinger since the first book came out. You have to make the first book a movie with all the detail. All the nuance. If HBO is looking for something to replace GoT, this is it. Just keep Ron Howard the fuck away from it.

“Hah hah! You’re number two!” - Master Douchbag

They do know he is dead. Rey, Leia, and Kylo, anyway. Through the force. Rey even mentions how he felt “peaceful.”

Yes. Yes she does.

The Lure is one of those movies that is so fucking weird that you don’t know if it is insane or brilliant. It is a Polish musical (based on The Little Mermaid) about sexually frustrated killer mermaids working in a strip club. It has big elaborate dance numbers.

The Void was one of the most scary movies I’ve seen recently. It is unpolished, but effective.

The Echo seems completely pointless. There is absolutly nothing it does I can’t do with my phone. For half the price, I can (and did) get a better bluetooth speaker with a built in battery (that can charge said phone). Better yet, have a reciver with bluetooth built into it and have a real sound system. I’m Amazon’s…

That is a good way to land in jail and your kids taken away from you. You can’t ever assault another child, even if they deserve it. 

I never really thought TaunTauns were native to Hoth, but that makes sense.

It kinda raises the question: What did wampas eat when there arn’t rebel soldiers around? There isn’t enough life on the planet to fit in a cargo ship. So how does it have such a large apex predator?