They didn’t give away the big spoiler. So I am not going to either. If you are on this site, you should know it anyway.

Bag of Musical Fruit +10 Flatulence

The best thing I can say about this episode is that the setting was nice. The premise was fairly stupid. Who makes an army of nanobots that eat you if you are sad? Bad QA team! Bad!

I think you had it at the first part of your post.

Jude Law is good even with the material is crap. He’s phenomenal when he has a script to work with.

Ford needs a new airplane.

I don’t.

I never thought I would say this, but maybe the director should have paid more attention to the marketing team. Some of the parts they cut were good.

It was mildly interesting at the time. However, it was a lot of fun to get liquored up and do spoofs of it while out camping.

Chirrut was well written. His quip when they put the bag on his head was a necessary lightener.

It’s okay. They made it more of a generic Will Smith action movie then anything from the books.

Roland can’t be a honkey mofo now.

I have a soft spot for the network premire of Star Wars that I recorded on VHS and must have watched 100 times.

Needs one of those pointless FBI warnings. True story: One of the FBI copy right warning messages was created using a pirated version of Alien Skin Eye Candy filters for Photoshop.

I noticed that too (when it was on screen). I just assumed it was a uniform of such from whatever pirate faction they were both in. 

Vader could have chased them far just behind. Like the BSG episode “33”.

Maybe Han will get his name the same way Fin did. A change from one given to him by the Empire. Didn’t he start out an an Emperial pilot?

Don’t forget the water planet with the tall aliens that grew the clone army.

Yeah, but we know The Force is genetic. We know the next movie is called The Last Jedi. All the other Jedi were killed. Either Rey is related to Luke or Leia, or there was a lot of bullshit misdirection in the first (err...7th) film. She would have to be Luke’s daughter or Kylo Ren’s sister. They are making a big deal…

Rey has a vision when she touches Anakin and Luke’s light saber. In the vision, someone is killed by Kylo Ren (presumably a parent). Also, someone (presumably parent 2) flies off into space with little Rey screaming for them to come back. That she has the vision, is called by the saber, and is also strong with the…