My first appartment had an oven with the lower warming rack. Except it got really damn hot. If you put a cast iron skillet in there you would want a pot holder to get it out. I thought they were all that way. Fast forward several years I get ticked off at my wife for putting hand towels in that area of our stove.…

In Red Dawn the hero saved the day by pissing in a radiator. We can make America Golden Again.

Got one three years ago. Still happy with it.

Got one three years ago. Still happy with it.

Toni Lahren has one simple rhetorical trick: She removes context. She takes one point in time and frames an issue as if it were the only point in time. As if time never happened before or will happen again. It is an excellent way to dumb down an issue while sounding informed about it. She is very good at it, but that…

I do declare! Heaven forfend I am without a fountain pen at all times! Wot wot. Obviously this is just another post to drive traffic to Amazon.

I know, right? You fly on your own private plane, you ass.

These are ridiculous. I bought some of the stuff on sale. Have yet to find a valid use for it.

If someone asks “Do you party” it is the same as if someone askes “Are you a God?” You say yes. Figure out the specifics later. Bye, Gawker. Been nice stuck in the grays with ya’.

This is true. Many of these “sales” aren’t actually saies. They are just the normal price for something with a sale sticker on it.

This is true. Many of these “sales” aren’t actually saies. They are just the normal price for something with a sale…

The SATA to USB cable code does not work. Shame.

The SATA to USB cable code does not work. Shame.

Green one is still availible.

Green one is still availible.

Spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch.

OJ was found innocent in criminal court, but not civil court. Not exactly the same thing. The Right Wing Entertainment Complex has been after the Clintons for decades. The Establishment media has been as well. So far they don’t have shit. Until there is evidence of an actual crime, you are just blowing smoke up your…

Except that isn’t a fact. That is why we have courts: to determine fact from bullshit. Unless you have a conviction, it is bullshit.

Isn’t InfoWars missing you right about now? You better go see what the New World Order is up to this week. I hear the Globalists are trying to make us share bathrooms with our Reptilian Overlords.

Baylor is what happens when fundie kids get out on their own for the first time in their life. They go nuts and have no sense of self control. That isn’t true of all of them or even a majority of them. Just enough to make things weird. Same thing with A&M TBH. Any of these schools that try to sell authoritarianism as…

I’ve only used it about three times, but, so far, I like it. Room for two queen size mattresses with plenty of staging room to spare. It usually ends up with my wife and kids on one and me and the dog on the other.

I’ve only used it about three times, but, so far, I like it. Room for two queen size mattresses with plenty of…

It is pretty clear the woman escalated the whole thing. Everyone involved should have charges files against them.

Some people think that a state loony bin is better than prison. It is not. It is the worst situation you can find yourself living in a first world nation. So everyone who wants revenge against this guy can rest easy.

Uber and Lyft screwed themselves. It takes all of $35 and 45 min. to get fingerprinted and background checked at DPS. I had to do it for my job and I don’t drive around picking up strangers. If they are going to be such whiny bitches for such a small thing, they can take their ball and go home. If the idea truley has…