Turns out a friend still fires it up every now and then. Lord knows what he is doing with it because he is an absolute monster in game. I’m sure that toon can’t show their face in high sec.

EVE has one of the most finley tuned databases in the private sector. It manages to keep all of its players in the same instance. Which is a problem when giant battles like this happen. The game turns into a slide show, you can’t do a damn thing, and just end up dead. So naturally, I played it for four years. Anyone…

You can keep that little thing going for 8 hours without adding charcoal? Can you fit a brisket in it?

What Eve sounds like: Epic major battles!

It absolutly sucks working at these Catholic hospitals if you have a chance of becoming pregnant. They pretty much make you use all of their services to be covered. Want to get a fetus tested to make sure they don’t have Downs? Won’t do it. Want to get your tubes tied since you just had a Cesaran and they already have…

As a pinata buying household (I have one hanging in the kids’ room right now), I can confirm that the Trump version is quite popular. Though not for kid parties. They don’t know who he is. They are purchased for adult parties. After a couple of shots of tequila, it is fun to bust up a Trump.

Ethical issues aside, running software you downloaded from some anonymous person on the Internet is a great way to turn your PC into a zombie (a tool hackers exploit to control vast networks of machines that they rent out to black market organizations). If you have a cam and a mic some shady Russian with a RAT (Remote…

I’m not saying the movie isn’t without flaws. Big ones (bonding over mommy issues). Still, the theater I was in last night enjoyed it. I enjoyed it. People were cheering (mostly for Wonder Woman, but also when Lex named Doomsday). The big neck beard in front of me was crying at the end. Like MoS, it is a flawed movie…

I think Dead Pool is your pegging super hero.

It ain’t gay in a 3-way.

This. His parents were murdered. He is afraid of bats and becomes one to over come that fear. We get it. Also, the not using guns thing doesn’t apply to when they are attached to vehicles.

Officer Tumble may be related to that guy who did the action role in that racist pool video awhile back. They are like reverse Ninjas. Good luck for him though, since he would have gotten run over if he had not have fallen.

This “ feud” is as fake as wrestling. Fox is so far up Trump’s ass they could perform a colonoscopy.

Obama was in office during the Johnson Administration? He has aged better than I thought.

I love Amazon, but the thought of buying a suit from there gives me hives. Don’t buy a suit without trying it on and don’t buy it from a place that can’t measure and tailor it for you onsite. If you are like me, a suit is something only use a few times a year. However, those times (job interviews, weddings, funerals)…

I love Amazon, but the thought of buying a suit from there gives me hives. Don’t buy a suit without trying it on and…

I’m hard pressed to think of anything good that Nancy Regean did.

I like how the guy who was being tailgated just keeps on truckin’ down the road. That seems like justice to me. Don’t fucking tailgate.

As far as animial fluids go, I’m betting whale oil will come back into style. Or sperm whale sperm. Whatever, I’m sure it is good for what ales you.

Well...you can’t doubt their convicitions. Just their intelligance.

“...some delegates at the Republican National Convention just nominate whoever they want, regardless of which way the states have voted”