Sigh. I knew they would fuck it up.

In a way, you can put Eastwood in a time machine in the form of his son Scott Eastwood. His movie Diablo (which is pretty good) might as well have been an audition for the role.

I bought one of these things with a solar panel on it about a year ago. I never use it. It just bounces around in my gadget bag. Invariably, wall or car chargers get used first. I’m sure I’ll appreciate it when the zombies rise up.

I bought one of these things with a solar panel on it about a year ago. I never use it. It just bounces around in my…

Where the hell would you even store something like that? “Ummm....I need a case to store my...CPR dummy...yeah...that’s the ticket.”

Make sure to get your spice weasle vaccinated.

I grow my own herbs. The cat shit really gives it a nice flavor.

Are you kidding? R2-D2 and C-3PO are the most notoriously gay duo since Bert and Ernie. One of them is even shaped like a butt-plug.

McCain is just shaking down the industry for more campaign cash. Its funny how these objections just go away behind the scenes after he showboats in public.

I like to keep mine safe in a box.

This can generally happen when buying used cars. I found an ‘08 Explorer with 70K miles in apparently good condition. Leather. Sun roof. The works. I know a couple of mechanics personally, and they both told me about their problems with cooling systems and transmissions. I bought it anyway.

I remember having my own office. Shelves of books. A few PCs. Lots of fun stuff. Then the boy was born. Now the wife and I share an office. Most of my books live on my Kindle now and I’m down to one PC. Then the girl was born. Soon I’ll be down to my own corner in the garage.

Are these people stupid or crazy? If it is a mix, what would the percentages be?

The real question is: What else do you have in your place? Any plants? Books that aren’t graphic novels? Music? Art? Pictures of your family or of you and your friends doing interesting things? A cool tree branch with white Christmas lights on it (a 20-something bachelor pad classic)?

I like Cloverfield and have seen it several time. The whole relationship plot was good the first couple of times, but gets weaker on repeated viewings. The city is under attack by Kaiju, and you are fixated on your ex? Are you kidding. Also, the guy behind the camera gets more and more annoying.

Who else would you want to direct? When I heard he was directing I was happier than...well...something really happy. Say a puppy with a Cheeto. I’ll be looking for the Wil Wheaton and Waz cameos.

Scouts Guide To The Zombie Apocalypse isn’t that bad. By that I mean that if you are going to watch a movie with that title, you are likely going to enjoy it. Not like they are tricking you into watching some great work of profound art.

Note: This alien was played by Simon Pegg.

The best ease to yummy ratio for bread is Beer Bread. Flour, butter, beer, and sugar. Couldn’t be easier. And you get an excuse to try different kinds of beer.

I’ll admit it. The first Presidential vote I ever cast was for Perot. I remember the ballot was set up in some good ol’ boy’s garage out in the middle of BFE, Texas. It was near the end of the day, and I could tell from the sign in sheet that I was the 8th person to vote at that location. I went with a friend, meaning…

Really, what else were you going to do with it?