I’m still happy with my 5-year-old PS3. /Grandpa

Between 3-blade Bic razors and Nivea shaving gel I spend $2 a month on shaving. Who are all these people going broke shaving? Safety razors are hipster bullshit.

Between 3-blade Bic razors and Nivea shaving gel I spend $2 a month on shaving. Who are all these people going broke…

The story has evolved over the years. Vader being Luke’s father. Leia being his sister. Ewoks. All that shit came after the first movie. Let’s not pretend Lucas had this grand plan the whole time.

PC users looking for a controller should check out the Logitec Gamepad F310. It works much like the Xbox controller except it has the D pad and joystick switched on the left side like a PS3 controller. I tried getting an actual PS3 controller working on bluetooth (for Rocket League), but it lead to malware and…

PC users looking for a controller should check out the Logitec Gamepad F310. It works much like the Xbox controller…

Dicks being dicks to dicks. Circle of life.

I’ve gotten to the point where I only buy games when they get cheap on Steam. Considering the number of times the game just up and shat itself on my PC in the beta, I may continue that tradition.

Everyone here is a douche canoe. There are no good guys.

Did you see a tiny Matt Damon?

I’m still really disappointed that the shuttle was shut down before something else was there to replace it. Instead we have to beg rides from the Russians.

These things are scams. Just like the lotto and casino gambling. It is like a tax for those that don’t understand statistics.

Can confirm. (digs into chicken fried steak)

Her art has been commended as being strongly vaginal which bothers some men.

Ouch.

The Amazon Basic micro USB pack is a better deal. You get a 1 ft., 3 x 3 ft., and 1 6 ft. for $8.

The Amazon Basic micro USB pack is a better deal. You get a 1 ft., 3 x 3 ft., and 1 6 ft. for $8.

This house is cool because the whole neighborhood has to watch your hairy ass anytime you get your freak on. Wait. He’s a gamer. Nevermind. (joke)

Installed it this morning. Finally got it to run without crashing. Spent awhile in the single player mission trying to figure out how to open the damn capsule (hold down E). Found out you can stand under the AT-ST and blow it away at will. Storm Troopers still can’t shoot for shit.

Starcraft II.2 for $10. I’ll take that. Now I have to replay the whole series. Tell my wife and kids I’ll emerge from my man cave in Spring.

Starcraft II.2 for $10. I’ll take that. Now I have to replay the whole series. Tell my wife and kids I’ll emerge…

They found salt water. Not from one of the rovers, but from the orbital probe.

Buying an HP inkjet is like making a deal with Tony Soprano. It will continuously demand that you replace cartridges full of ink priced like unicorn blood and download updates that are 500 MB for some reason.

Buying an HP inkjet is like making a deal with Tony Soprano. It will continuously demand that you replace cartridges…

Don’t forget Kindle First (Google it). Amazon gives you a choice of a free book every month before anyone else can get it. Sometimes they are pretty good.

Don’t forget Kindle First (Google it). Amazon gives you a choice of a free book every month before anyone else can…